The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I hard a bath! I lurv a bath cus it's so wet and scratchy and nice.

Not shore why I had one though. Then I had dinna later than normal and I'm sure the hoomans said something about no brekfast.

Shuld I be worried?
 
Yesterday wen me , Mummy and Nelly went for a wark , there was anuver dog in the riva, it was called Sylvia and it was a beegal . Anways , we played and then I notised a very strange smell from her bottum , it got me all eggsited if you no wot I meen . Mummy showted me , she had fishies , so I left Sylvia and went to Mummy who put my leed on me . Sylivas Mother said ( Mummy says thats a song ) that Sylvia is in season , and my Mummy sed that she was daft to have Sylvia runnin abowt where ova dogs go . I am not shure wat I wud hav dun or wat I sposed to do , but I fink it had somefink to do wiv puppppies , Roobin x
 
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