The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

my mum an Coco went owte this aftynoone an I staiyed howme with dad an he is gud but I did miss Coco cuz he is miye bes fren an I din't knowe wer he wos an then he caiyme howme an I knowe he had been havin fun cuz he did smel of fun.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Rosie]

Hello puppi!!!

 

[SwampDonkey]

Zzzz puppi zzzzzz wee'd on ging chews her squiggly pinkie's he he he zzzzzz sweeps

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Hello little Yorkshi Puppy, I would like to play gently with you.

- Coco

I do not like puppees. They are kibble-brains. I would not like to play with you puppi. I will hide under the table until you are gone.
Love, the Pig x
Ps my pig mummy likes puppees though.

 

[Candy]

Is yoo called Sweeps reely puppee? Fink I wood luvluvluv yoo wotever yoo is called, cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess yor frend xxxxxxx.

 

[edzbird]

OHMYGOSH I AM A HUNTING DOG. Mum did take me out on my own yesterday and we went in the car and when we got somewhere I waited and waited then she came and got me and I had to sniff an follow this lady by her smell and she gave me food when I found her then she ran off and I did sniff and follow her and she did give me more food and lots of people did heap praise on me. And then I waited and waited some more and then got to sniff for a different lady with a different smell who also had food...and this happened some more time and it is called MAN TRAILING but I didn't find any men, only ladies. Everyone laughed becuz I was so strong and keen. Ms Sparkle couldn't come becuz she is angry all the time.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed I hav to be on a diat , she carnt see my tumi much unda all my fur but last nite she did and she sed its too fat . I do not lyk the sound of this diat, on no I do not , Nelly xxx

 

[snowbunny]

I bin to vet laydee. It wuz okay, juss a chekup cuz I gots some tablits lass week cuz I did wee in my sleep.
I got wayd an Mum laffed an called me fattee. Then the vet laydee laffed an sed "fattee??" in her funny acksent. Then mum sed my full name proply, "fattee fattee bum bum" an the vet laydee did laff more, but I dunt no if she proply unnerstood cuz she dunt speek English, not good like me eneeway.

Squidge

 

[Rosie]

OHMYGOSH I AM A HUNTING DOG. Mum did take me out on my own yesterday and we went in the car and when we got somewhere I waited and waited then she came and got me and I had to sniff an follow this lady by her smell and she gave me food when I found her then she ran off and I did sniff and follow her and she did give me more food and lots of people did heap praise on me. And then I waited and waited some more and then got to sniff for a different lady with a different smell who also had food...and this happened some more time and it is called MAN TRAILING but I didn't find any men, only ladies. Everyone laughed becuz I was so strong and keen. Ms Sparkle couldn't come becuz she is angry all the time.

- Coco

Coco coco that sounds like you have been playing my favourite game it is called chikkininnabox! I take my mum playing it lots, and the boooooring bit is all the waiting and waiting but then there is a person with chikkininnabox and they run off and I have to go find them! But I have to learn to go not-too-fast-pongo because mum is tied to me with a really long string and she's a bit rubbish. And sometimes the chikkininnabox person is up a tree! And there are other doggies there but I mustn't play with them. And when the other doggies do it their chikkininnabox people get them all excited and fyred-up by making squeaky noises and waving the chikkin under their noses before they run off, but everyone says "don't do the fyring-up bit with pongo he is fyred-up enough already". Mum says it is because I'm already highly mote-iff-ay-ted. I love the chikkininnabox game!

 

[Candy]

Fink I wood like chikkininabox game. Fink I wood be Good at it coz I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[edzbird]

Exactly that Pongo. 'Cept I didn't get chikkininnabox...I got DOGFOODinabox! Still worth it. I didn't need frying up either Pongo..the show lady said to mum "LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK"

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

I met a noo fren Stella yesterday. She neva eva gets treets!. Dad had chickin in his paw an Stella snached it an bit Dad hard She only gets three walks a week an was sad wen I said I mostly get two evry day

I'm glad I got my mum an dad even if they don't feed me enuff

 

[Candy]

No treets? Only free walks a week? S'all very very rong. Call dogline!
GGJ.

 

[MrChew]

I wud call dogline too. I get a walk evereeday (usually two, unless we are out for aaaages like today when we went to Tomas Rest and a cafe and around Croze Nest) even with bald puppee. And I get lots of trees wen I come back at the park, like today when I met a red pupper called Clancy who wanted to bite my face. My mum sed he was crazee but sweet.

 

[Loraseal]

Oh Maxx poor Stella. No treets. That is so not rite. I get for 4 walks a day! Cauz me elboos hurty sumtimes I is not allowed to walk far. I gets treets if I is good. Not many treets this mornin cauz all the doggies smelt sooooo nice....

 

[HAH]

Im goin to a festy ball! I dunno what it is but it’s all about dogs an bolls an treets. It’s gunna bee aces! I haff a noo harness an evrything
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

I hates chintzy

 

[Jacqui-S]

Be stwong Roary.
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

Go on Rory, I dare you to nibble a corner...

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

No it tastes of people bums