The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Mummy is crool sumtymes , she maid me go for a wawk in the rain cos she sed I had to hav a poo so I fort right Mummy , I am not doin one , an I didnt , Nelly x

 

[MrChew]

Mummy is crool sumtymes , she maid me go for a wawk in the rain cos she sed I had to hav a poo so I fort right Mummy , I am not doin one , an I didnt , Nelly x

Oh Nelly, that's so crool. How wud she like to poo in the wet?

An with you being so small the wet grass might tickle your belly while you walk. Horrible.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ave you got the woody fings to chew Ivers? Mum got me sum, thems is tasty but Ripple keeps steelin mine , an I got a noo one for movin to noo howse. Mum says they is called Anco roots.

Toffee - the not norty one

We haz 2 both for mez.

 

[Candy]

Maxx, the plates are on the floor anyway! But I have to turn some over just in case there is bikkies underneath too. Today I am mostly playing ruff games with Meg(an) Sparkle. We are throwing a (empty) Kong at mum then I run off with it and Meg(an) Sparkle gets really mad and chases me. I would love to play chase with you GGJ x

- Coco

I fink I wood like to play chase wiv yootoo Coco!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Today I went on a train in me stoopid neck fing! A man looked at me, shook his hed an sed And I fort I wos havin a Bad Day! Mother larfed I doeno why. Wen we got off the train there wos MAGS! We went in her car to a pub! I had a chew an Mags an Mother had sumfing in cups. Then back in the car to The House Of Many Treats! My friends Tatze an Ecco live there an I saw them an we wos notallowedtoplay but we got LOADS of treats an then me an Mother came home an I hav had my tea an it wos a GoodDayJoy an now I am sleepyanhappy an I am
Goodgirljoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me froggy see dis. Whatz dis?

 

[Candy]

Iver doentuchitwivyornose! Hot!
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I fink i likes it GGJ

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oooooooowooo it's wuvly

 

[Candy]

We had a hot fing but a man took it away. Mother ses we will hav a noo one soonsoon now. I hope so, I miss our hot fing.

 

[SwampDonkey]

The hot ging is orseom GGJ

 

[SwampDonkey]

Fing not ging

 

[MrChew]

Iver doentuchitwivyornose! Hot!
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

I agree GGJ. I wunce tuched our hot fing when I was smol. I barked at it an ran away. I wuz a bit silly.

 

[Rosie]

I got one too, Iver. It started up again a few days ago. Nice but don't let your nose get too close.
Pongo (the old, wise and experienced)

 

[HAH]

I gota hot fing too an I like to stare atit frum my sofar
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

The hot ging is orseom GGJ

Mother ses sumfing about Froidian Slip. Doeno wot that is.

 

[SwampDonkey]

it is a trifle warm for ging with the fire on

 

[Candy]

it is a trifle warm for ging with the fire on

Mother ses

 

[edzbird]

we dun av no hot ting. help uz. Pleez

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Jacqui-S]

I got shut in the lownge
I was cwyin fur help.
Tuk them aagess to here me.
Hurrumpf

Lilly x