The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

I was sneeky and weesely @Lara_Pigletina and snuk off ma leed this mawnings eevn tho I still hav me staypulls
Hope u escayp the kown of doom soon GGJ.

Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

That little dog is a total d**k I'm gonna wee on his head again tomorrow. He he he
Rory the ruff less

 

[HAH]

Icuden fone dogline GGJ, I’m reely sorree but the fone is been yused by Curly. Donno what she’s doin but she sayz this is very metta. Don no what that meens...
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

My teefs is sore and I want to bite everyfing. I am a bear a bear grrrrr gggggrrrrrrrr a bear a big freeosus bear. I will bite you zzzzzzzzz sweepyzzzzzzzzzz
Gummy iver

I remember soretoofs Iver! Then they fell out! Won even came out in me poo! Tee hee!
Don't worry, big teef came insted and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

I foned for you GGJ but they sez you are too far away for them to help youze. They sed you should try BARK BARK BARK (pause) BARK BARK BARK (pause) BARK BARK BARK (pause) and so forf in yore loudest squeak until your mum gets all antsy and take off the kown of doom (good descriptshun Lilly )

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me teefs is mostly big but one fell out and blood came out cos
I tried to eat a chair it was a very crinchie crunchies chair.

 

[Lab_adore]

I eeted a chair wonce Iver an I got a peece of it stuck in my gum an I had blood too. Dad had to pull it owt. I didn do it again

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dis crunchies

 

[Lab_adore]

Impressive Iver!

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ave skills and am ninja sneaky

 

[edzbird]

I did my Famous Turn at school tonight. The one where the man lines up loads of plates with bickies on and all the dumb dogs (my sista included) do run past all the plates. But when I, Coco, do it, I do it with flair, I do it with style and I do eat Every Single Bicky. And my audience do laugh and clap and call my name.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

You are so cleva Coco! Do you nock the plates off when you grab the bikkies?

 

[Candy]

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Ooooh! Iver! I nevereverever hav dun cruncheese like that! I spect that is why Mother ses I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

I did my Famous Turn at school tonight. The one where the man lines up loads of plates with bickies on and all the dumb dogs (my sista included) do run past all the plates. But when I, Coco, do it, I do it with flair, I do it with style and I do eat Every Single Bicky. And my audience do laugh and clap and call my name.

- Coco

That is cos yoo is a STAR Coco. I wish I cood meat yoo. I fink I wood be yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

You rock Coco

 

[Rosie]

Me teefs is mostly big but one fell out and blood came out cos
I tried to eat a chair it was a very crinchie crunchies chair.

Iver Iver Iver get your mum to give you frozenlambones. I got frozenlambones when my teeth were hurty and they were luvlyluvlyluvly. Oh they were. I can remember them now. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Frozenlambones….mum, I think my tooth is hurty again mum....
Pongo

 

[SwampDonkey]

I I got stuff like that too but I ave to sneak the odd chair

 

[SteffiS]

Ave you got the woody fings to chew Ivers? Mum got me sum, thems is tasty but Ripple keeps steelin mine , an I got a noo one for movin to noo howse. Mum says they is called Anco roots.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[MrChew]

I yam home wif my hoomans again! It is good and I am lying on the sofa now after mum gave me my yummy lam an makrel dinner. Bald puppee has been very loud though.

My dad said the suzee from kennals sed I was a lovely, gental boy. I like suzee.

 

[edzbird]

Maxx, the plates are on the floor anyway! But I have to turn some over just in case there is bikkies underneath too. Today I am mostly playing ruff games with Meg(an) Sparkle. We are throwing a (empty) Kong at mum then I run off with it and Meg(an) Sparkle gets really mad and chases me. I would love to play chase with you GGJ x

- Coco