The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Pee Ess Mother ses she dus not fink dogs blush akchully. But yoo no wot I meen,
GGJ. xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin to playskool today, for 6 hole howers , it was bril , cos we all plaid and then a wawk and biskits , then moor play and then we all had to be washed and dried cos we got mudy like all ova ! Wen I got home , I fused Mummy , Daddy and Nelly , then I went to sleepy . Nelly sed I mised lunsh and she had lunsh , I shall maik up for that tomorow . Mummy gave me a huge tea cos I was acshualy starvin , so I had DINES, my favrite , lot of green stuff and oring stuff and sum tatoes , and sum biskits , Roobin xx

 

[Atemas]

I’d been Good Girl Red (soz not pinching your title GGJ) as mumsie isn’t happy - she sez she’s stressed and sad and hexhausted . I think Dadsie is about to be poorly - he’s gone all quiet and is veery cold . I has kept quiet all evening after giving mumsie lots of kisses and cuddles and love . We misses Sky - she wiz my pal and I loved her

 

[HAH]

You ARE Good Girl Red, Red. You are doin reely importan werk by lookin after your mumsie an givin her kisses an cuddles an luv . Keepitup, it’s REEELY importan. I hop yore Dadsie iznot poorly but if he is I hop it’s ova quickly. you miss Sky becoz she was your bes frend an she’s still wiv you in yore insides. We’re orl here as yore frens too Red, yoos kin always talk to uss. Stacks of liks an play bows,
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

I’d been Good Girl Red (soz not pinching your title GGJ) as mumsie isn’t happy - she sez she’s stressed and sad and hexhausted . I think Dadsie is about to be poorly - he’s gone all quiet and is veery cold . I has kept quiet all evening after giving mumsie lots of kisses and cuddles and love . We misses Sky - she wiz my pal and I loved her

Oh Red, it's hard, hard work for us dogs wen our hoomans is sad an wen they is poorly. My Mother gets sad sumtimes. I no my job is to keep her safe an to make her larf. I fink I do this verywell. I fink yoo do it too, even if yor frend Sky is not there now. I fink yoo are brave an candoit all by yourself, becos I fink yoo are GoodGirlRed.
I am yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

I went to the vet to see my favrit nurse this afternoon and... guess what... she thinks I need more food cos I’m getting a bit skinny. I love the nurse and I licked her lots.

Wispa x

 

[Candy]

Oooh! Wispa! Can I share yor vet nurse pleeze?
Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

Yes, you would like her too, GoodGirlJoy, and I’m good at sharing. Maybe she’ll tell your mum to give you more food too. We could have fun at the vets!

Wispa xxx

 

[Lab_adore]

We're havin' a party today so I'm keepin' the couch warm for the fambly who are vissiting. Mum sed 'Maxx are you a dog or a kangaroo?' she's a bit silly sumtimes

 

[chrisc831]

Dog alive wit’s a kangaroo? Can I eat it? ....yous looking mitey ‘ansome Maxxy mate. That ruff of yurz wurvy of Pongo.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yes lovely and thick I woulds like to bite it off. I woulds ask Rowi.

 

[Atemas]

Oh I love Maxx - he always makes me smile

 

[chrisc831]

Oh I love Maxx - he always makes me smile

Ooh Red doo yoo have a sneeky crush?

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww shucks

 

[snowbunny]

Mum sez weer goin to the beeeeech tomorrow. I not bin your the beeeeeech sinse I was a pupper. Me an Ginny havin a speshul owtin.
Squidge

 

[snowbunny]

What eez this thing, beeeeeech?

Juniper the Befuddled

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I goin to beeeech tomowwo wif my fren Archee.
Lillee cannut cum coz of her sorr leggi

Oweo x

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hurrumpf

Lilly x

 

[Atemas]

Yes I think I is in luv with Maxx

 

[Rosie]

Maxx you is my brother from another mother.
(Mum said I had to say that cos it would sound cool and tuff.)