The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

I luv you too bewdiful Red

Mum thinks we are twinnies mighty King Pongo. I am honnered to be yore bruvva

Am neglected an not allowed in the howse. But I'm allowed to sit in frunt of the kitchen and watching dad push white stuff called gahlic and green stuff called rosy Mary into the biggest leg of lamb you ever did see. I have created a nice puddle on mums clean flore

I hope saw paws get Betta soon

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum took a photo

 

[chrisc831]

Oh oh oh grawoan , how cud you just look at that.....meeeeeeaaaat. Even my mum is drooolin x

 

[Lab_adore]

We got chikkins too!

 

[Rosie]

Maxx, my mum says I should show you this photo because I am being GoodBoyPongo. This is where mum and dad put their dinner every night and I nevernevernever steal any but I stay and GUARD it so it is safe and doesn't escape and I WATCH it veryveryvery carefully and sometimes I get close and sniffsniffsniff near it but I don't steal it. And mum and dad can be out in the other room and they Trust me and I am GoodBoyPongo. And mum says it shows that I'm a good boy really but it is actually because I know perfectly well that I'm going to get bits off the plate anyway when they come in to eat it so I don't need to steal.
I have trained them very well.

 

[Candy]

Hurrumpf

Lilly x

Lilly! I still can't do stuff too! Veryvery boredanfedup
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Maxx, my mum says I should show you this photo because I am being GoodBoyPongo. This is where mum and dad put their dinner every night and I nevernevernever steal any but I stay and GUARD it so it is safe and doesn't escape and I WATCH it veryveryvery carefully and sometimes I get close and sniffsniffsniff near it but I don't steal it. And mum and dad can be out in the other room and they Trust me and I am GoodBoyPongo. And mum says it shows that I'm a good boy really but it is actually because I know perfectly well that I'm going to get bits off the plate anyway when they come in to eat it so I don't need to steal.
I have trained them very well.View attachment 11373

Ooooh Pongo! Yoo is SUCH a GoodBoyPongo! I fink I luvs yoo!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess But I fink I mite have snaffled it.

 

[Lab_adore]

Pongo, mate, you Betta come an teach me this good boy things cos I don't think I could resist. You reely are good boy Pongo

 

[snowbunny]

The wet touched my feets! MIS PIES!! Eet sneaked and weaseled in a muy Pig-like manner and eet touched my feets!! I do not mind when my feets touch the wet, but I do NOT like eet when the wet touches my feets! Que terrible!
Juniper the Horrified

 

[edzbird]

we'v ad chikkin yestday an today. well tooday we elpd cleen the chikkiny bord wer it ad bin cut up. that duz maiyke uz GudDogs.

- Meg(an) Sparke - 4th place Best Collie

 

[kateincornwall]

My tail is dangrous , Daddy sed so cos I waggd it like mad an it nocked his headfones off the tabel an into my water bowl and now they dont werk anymoor . Daddy has gone shoppin for sum new ones but he dont no wat he is doin , Mummy sed so, so it must be troo , Roobin x

 

[Granca]

I've wun! Last nite I barked and barked after mum had put me to bed. She came down lots of times to tell be to be qwiet (only wiv diffrent words) but venchully she let me owt of my crateybed (she shuts me in cos she sez I disterb Wispa). Wispa woz sleeping on the chair.

Thismorning, wen mum came downstares, Wispa woz sleeping in her crateybed and I woz on the chair, all snuggly wiv the throw, vetbed and of corse my kong.

Tuppy (the crafty wun)

 

[Lab_adore]

Clever Tuppy! I is good at gettin' what I want too. You jus' gotta ware them down

Maxx, the LOUD one

 

[Candy]

I am on dog strike. Have had no proper walk now for free hole weeks! Still have the silly fing rownd me neck. So now I am NOT sittin wiv Mother in me downstairs bed. I am being cool, remote an sfisticated in me landing bed. Mother keeps checking about evvry single minit to make shoor I am not chewin the fing on my sorepaw. OF CORS I AM NOT! I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, praps reely I just need a new downstairs bed. Mother moved my bedroom bed cushon to my downstairs room and now I am back downstairs. Mother is glad she dus not hav to keep running upstairs to check on her
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee pee Ess
Here is me mor cumfy.

 

[HAH]

Paw GGJ, iyam reely reely soorree yore paw is still hurty an yore stuckin yore stoopid fingy. Ave you rung dogline yet? Maybes we needs to bust you out?
*Kipper*

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Me n lillee had zoomiees this mornin. She hasn’t been of leed for agez coz of her sor leggy. We has fun.

Oweo x

Pee Ess. I am fastr thn her, he he he

 

[Candy]

Kipper, I wood ring Dogline if I cood get the bone to me ears but I hav the stoopid neck fing wot stops me. Praps yoo cood ring for me? But do not let them send Mother away plees.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

My teefs is sore and I want to bite everyfing. I am a bear a bear grrrrr gggggrrrrrrrr a bear a big freeosus bear. I will bite you zzzzzzzzz sweepyzzzzzzzzzz
Gummy iver