We went to the beech today, but I had to stay on leed. Hmph.
Mummy an daddy had fish an chips but only mummy shared with me. Daddy gave me a chip but I could see it was from mummy's box. Maybe dad's don't like to share?
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Mummy an daddy had fish an chips but only mummy shared with me. Daddy gave me a chip but I could see it was from mummy's box. Maybe dad's don't like to share?
No no saltnvinger on his bet you. Saltnvinger are yuck and makes you sicks. I don't even eat saltnvinger crips.
Rory , not the bald pupee
Rory , not the bald pupee
Pig-daddy is a kibble-brain. Look what he did to me.
P.s. I think my beautiful black velvety pig-muzzle must have got frost on it. I’m sure it used to be blacker than this. It is obviously too cold for Pigs in NorfWales. If you can, please send a snout warmer.
P.s. I think my beautiful black velvety pig-muzzle must have got frost on it. I’m sure it used to be blacker than this. It is obviously too cold for Pigs in NorfWales. If you can, please send a snout warmer.
You look very pretty pig maybe you would like to enter your picture into the Christmas photo competition?
Rory XXX
Rory XXX
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Yew luk verry pritti Pig.
Lilly x
Lilly x
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I nicked my temporary mums phone to say hi everyone. Still havin' a lot of fun but hope mum and dad back soon
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Don’t wowwy Maxx wif too kisses. I fink my mummee and gwannee are comin to get me tonyte. I is egsited he he. I has been a vewy good gurl on my holibobs.
Oweo x
Oweo x
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
I bet they wil be bak wif lowds of treets fur you xx
Lilly x
.You don’t need a silly slow lady to chase turkees. If you ever need any turkees, phezzies, ducklets or similar to be chased, send them to me, the Pig! I also specialise in furry things and woolly things. I charge excellent rates. Also Todes licked by prior arrangement. Although I charge extra for that, to cover wear and tear on drool-glands.
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Pig my mama sed we is goin to norf wails after kissmust. Maybe I can lik todes when I gowz there too. I like your frosty front look Pig. 
Pig, I wud hire you but we live in Noo Souf Wales, not Norfwales so it mite be too far.
I can only pay in kibble.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Oh Pig! Yoo is booootifool! I wish I cood hav a sparkly collar justlikethat and a sfistikated frostysnout! I spose I will just have to makedowiv bein yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
Oh Pig! Yoo is bootifool! I wish I cood hav a sparkly collar and a sfisticated frostysnout like yoo! I fink I will just hav to makedowiv being yor frend
Goodgirljoy xxxxxxx
Dayy za voooo? There's a problem Viv the maytwix.
Iver the toofless
Iver the toofless
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Yas! Tryed to send it, did not werk! Mother sed Trytrytryagen. So I did an now look wot hashappend. Fink she has had too much Lemsip. She's better wiv the whine inmyumbleopiniun.
GGJ xxxxxxx
GGJ xxxxxxx
I is poorly had I had to go an see Jane. She butt probed me an stabbed my neck. I was brave. I ad fishy tea an cuddles. I is very tired.
Rory
Rory
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Oh Rory! Yoo is my hero! Hope yoo is Allbettersoon.
GGJ xxxxxxx
GGJ xxxxxxx
I will need more fishy teas GGJ 