The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I cood send yoo sum Sardeens!

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess If only Mother wood tell me how.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Pig my mama sed we is goin to norf wails after kissmust. Maybe I can lik todes when I gowz there too. I like your frosty front look Pig.

Ooh where where where are you going to? I so far know UpTheHill and The Beach, and also once the Castle but I barked at an old lady so apparently I can’t go there again. Which of those three places are you going to?
Ps I recommend the sheep poo
Pps remember to pack your snout warmer

 

[edzbird]

bin on the beech..furst tiyme I av bin wen it had no worter so I had a gaiyme of chaiyse with me bol. Jus me n mum. Coco woz at owme. Me-Miye it woz big fun.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Well I had the best walk this morning, just me & mum. We had some special "us time" and she kept saying I was a good boy. Well I am. I did loads of sniffin-in-the-leaves. We finished up with a game of ball fetch on the beach. I love the beach. I love my ball. I love my mum. I just love everything.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

Not sure where we is goin. Mama sed sumfing about no eye-deer where it is but it is close to her hooman mama for visitin. Doggies are allowed to sleep there and it is close to a pub!

 

[Beanwood]

I wen to fysio today wiv Casper, he is my bestest bruvver weelly, apart from Benson, he is my bestest bruvver as wells. ANNYYYYWAYYYY...what happen was that Caspers was norty, an said there was an indoor toilet, I said I dunno, and don fink so, cos the toilet wuz alllllllllll sparkeley, an had pretty things ALLLLLL OVER it...Casper pee'd in it anways an I giggled buuuuttttt was a bit shocked weally.

Otter Pothead


Pee Ess... I have a new coat.

 

[Loraseal]

Otter. Casper is my hero. New coat? Wot ye meen yoo haz noo fur?
Woof Hunter

 

[snowbunny]

I gotta new coat too, young Otter. Mama says I may model it tomorrow if it rains.
It has lambies on it. This is muy inportante, I have been told.

Ginny the warm and dry

 

[Candy]

I have not got a coat at all. Just dressing gowns. Also now a Boot. I must wear it on my Pawthatwassorebutisn'tanymore evry single time I go out. Inside I must still wear the stoopid cone unless Mother is watchinwatchinwatchin me very carefully to make shore I don't lick it. I yam very bored. Mother ses not long now Joy. I doenoe.
GGJ, the fed up one. xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Dad has brought cherry lickers home from Liffuania - Mum won’t even let me haf a taste, wot a meanie .

Ripple

 

[Loraseal]

Matey....it is time to become Ripple the Ninja.

 

[kateincornwall]

My bruvver is goin to playgroop this mornin , so that meens that I get all the tension and treets all to meself , and get the sofa all to meself too , glad I dont go to playgroop , Nelly xx

 

[MrChew]

I had to go to the hopspital agen becos I ate a skewer. Why put a piece of wood in some delishus meet anyway? Hoomans are weird.

The vet put a camera in my tummy and took the skewer out. I'm home again an all sleepy.

 

[edzbird]

I ate a skewer

Chewie! Them spikey-sticks are bad things. Good job the got it back out for your tummy. Be careful what you steal matey!

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Achuly , I feel sad, it is not the saim wivout bruvver , I bin lukin for him , Nelly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Don't be sad Nelly have a nap he'll be home soon

 

[Selina27]

Awww Nelly your bruv wil soon bee home

I wish I had a four leggy bruvver or sissta

 

[snowbunny]

I eeted manpoo. Then I vommed on the sofa in the nite an Daddee had to kleen it up cuz Mummee was pretendin' to sleep.

Squidge

 

[Jacqui-S]

Yur mum is sneaky weezly squidge
Yu didnt want to eet it bak up?

Lilly x