The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Come round er we'll give taytoes Piggy

 

[edzbird]

Sicked me breakfast again. Mum did let me eat it, so not so bad. I crunched it second time round. Was starving all day yesterday. She said I ate it too fast. Eh?

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

They are so weird matey

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mum waz pikkin the turki this mawnin to put it in a gynormus pot.
We got sum.
Mmmm
Wuld have liked maw.....

Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I sawed a big monster, I did, ging says it's a footie ball. It scared me but I touched because I'm brave.
Iver the fearless

 

[Candy]

Mother is Not to Be Trusted. She has left Prammie Lambie an Mr. Bear at the house wiv no stairs. Uncle Guy sent this foto. Mr Bear is wayvin his paw at me. Don't fink I will be abel to sleep or eet wivout them.

 

[Candy]

AN there is a CAT! It is going to EET them! Call Dogline NOW!

 

[Candy]

Now she has just put this up for me collers. I spoze she finks that makes it better.

 

[MrChew]

You now how I sed my noo bare's insides were still inside? Not anymore.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Did he splod?

 

[Aitch]

My toys seem to slode instantly and Alex's toys seem to come sploded.

Amber.

 

[SwampDonkey]

It can get like that sometimes it's weird.

 

[MrChew]

Did he splod?

He did. An mummy took him away. My speshul bare like GGJ's is unsploded still.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got a gooze and I plucked im. Ging says I'm a proper plucker.
Iver the little plucker

 

[Candy]

He did. An mummy took him away. My speshul bare like GGJ's is unsploded still.

Ooh! Mr Chew, hav yoo got a speshal Mr Bear like me? ReelyReely? I fink I mite luvv yoo too!xxxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

I got a gooze and I plucked im. Ging says I'm a proper plucker.
Iver the little plucker

Mother ses is yoo a fesunt plucker. Then she sed Tee hee. Doenunderstand hoomans sumtimes.
Yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

No I plucked goosie GGJ. I don't knows what your mum means

 

[Candy]

Nor do I Iver. Mother is a bit ov a Mistry sumtimes. Enyway, now it is parentley bed time. Night night frends.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

not seen Binky sinss I poot a howel in him wen he woz nyoo. Mumdid saiye he woz go in to be patchd...but he not bak yet. Not sploded thowe.

= Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Selina27]

Im not yooshully a goodgirl, but I am acchully good with my toys. I have had my Zebby Zebrah for years an he isnt sploded. I had a Ducky for Christmas and he is luvvly. I like him alot.

But my Gerry Graffe well he's in bitz. That's cos I do like to do tuggy tug wiv my hoomans and he wasnt reelly strong so he did split into bitz

Casseeee O