The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

This mornin I did find sum deer legs witch woz not tatched to no deer. I wunner why the deer did leeve them there. I had to have a lil nibble cuz they did smell so yummy an before I new it the lil nibble became a big chomp. Oopsies.

Then wen I got home I had the biggist vom you evah did see an I wunt allowd to eet it cuz Daddy sed it smelld sooooo bad. Smelld great to me, his nose muss be broked.

Squidge
 
I have been a Very Good Boy Pongo all day. Mum sed so. I went in the car for a longlonglong time and then I was in a little house with my hoomansister and her two little hoomanpups and they played all over me and then I went for a long walkies with mum tied to me with a string (I've never understood why she does that) and then I went in the car again for a longlonglong time and I slept and I am soooooo tired now.

And mum sez I need to get my byootisleep because tomorrow I get to meet my friends including someone very very special...she said the H word but I can't quite believe it....

Tired Pongo (dreaming of lovelyharley @Naya )
 
Frends, I've had a bad day. First, I didn't get breakfast. Then I went to the scary bum lady and I was so scared but mum sat down so I could sit on her lap until I felt better. But then mum left me there! Then I went all sleepy but I'm pretty sure someone tried to cut my nails!

Eventually mum picked me up but I still feel a little sleepy. At least I can cuddle mum again.
 
HAAAHHHRLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
And Harv and Holly and your two little frens Harley, I'm so sorry that mum dragged me away and I could play properly with you! I tried and tried and tried to come back to you but she was just rubbishrubbishrubbish and wouldn't let go of the string and I didn't want to hurt her.
Hoomans are a real pain sometimes.
I'm not talking to her now, I've gone to get her bit of the sofa all nice and wet and muddy. So there, mum.

I'm so so so sorry, next time I see you I'm going to stay well away from mum so she can't get that string onto me. Hope you all had a lovely restofwalkies.

Pongo xxxxx
@Naya @Hollysdad @UncleBob
 
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