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VanillaBean

VanillaBean

We have had to give up coming to the yoo kay. And trying to meet halfway is not possible. Our raft was not big enough for us all to fit on and a big fish took a bite out of it when we did trials...he wanted out steak and cheese....
So we will stay here and you will have to send pictures instead and tell us all about it.

V&H
 
snowbunny

snowbunny

Location
Andorra and Spain
Not shoor that will werk, Kipster. I sawd a teevee show wiv scary peeples cawld cuss-tums an they woz bein narsty an steelin peeples sossijes. They sed, "No not lowd in Straylya". It made me sad finking of all those sossijes not bein eeted. Bet they wud steel the muck too, speshully if its proper taystee. Seemed they steeld the speshully taystee stuff most. Tho they did let throo socks n nickers so mebbe theyr not awl bad.

Squidge.
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

It is OK Lilly we tried just not meant to be....

Kipper not sure it would get through the red box. But anyhow out address is:
Steak and cheese house with paddle pool
Seatrialed raft bitten by big fish
Down under

Please send tasty much in plastic bags then it will fit in red box....

Squidge does have point though, they take everything. They even took our treats ones when daddy was in yoo kay and he came back.
Maybe wrap in socks and nickers, Use your mummy and daddy ones. If smelly even better, hehehe

V & H
 
MrChew

MrChew

snowbunny said:
Not shoor that will werk, Kipster. I sawd a teevee show wiv scary peeples cawld cuss-tums an they woz bein narsty an steelin peeples sossijes. They sed, "No not lowd in Straylya". It made me sad finking of all those sossijes not bein eeted. Bet they wud steel the muck too, speshully if its proper taystee. Seemed they steeld the speshully taystee stuff most. Tho they did let throo socks n nickers so mebbe theyr not awl bad.

Squidge.
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But we have sossijes in Straylya. How did they get here I wonder?

My mum is a bit sad at the moment so I put my big hed on her lap and had a snooze.
 
Emily_Babbelhund

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Location
Regensburg, Germany
Hola mis amigos, Carbon here. ML does not let me have the computer often to write, but quiero mucho, I love a lot, to read all your plans and thoughts. There are many muy inteligente, very smart, Labradors and other-than-Labradors here!

I only came to say that I am very sad that my new love Señorita Otter has left me. And there is wet from above. She takes the sunshine with her, mi amor. I do not know how or why, but I am fairly certain that this is ML's fault. Everything is her fault, de verdad.

To show my unhappiness, I am pining away in bed all day with Monkey. Only Monkey knows the depth of my sorrows. Como la vida es triste!

I may not even get up for dinner....


...but I probably will. Porque, because, you know...FOOD.
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
av maiyde maijer mistaiyke. Sikked me dinner last niyte, but did eet it again before anywon nyoo. Mum cleened it wen she caiyme in a was skepikul that dad did not heer me sik, But then sikked it agen a bit laiyter...wen mum ad gon to bed an sikked on run riyte in frunt of dad, He had to cleen it and he stomped arownd showting at mum - dunno wy. Well I did not get enny supper!! Wots a gurl to do? Waiyste awaiye thats wot. But then after they both go to bed I feel all kweezy agen, mum leeped owt of bed an shood me but too laitye... sikked a big, artistick streek of spyoo over the carpit and rug. But todaiye is dredful - NO BREKFUST. STARIVIN. AN COCO DID AV BREKFUST. NOT FER. A dog with an award for 4th best Collie shud not be treeted this waiye.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

I am the great escape artist, yes I am
We had something called Sparkies here today they where doing something in the roof and outside. Anyhow they had to come in and out all the time and I was really good and never went out the front door. But then when Daddy was helping at the end I found a way through the magic gate. Well I went sploring in the street for ages....I think though daddy realised and next I heard 'pippippip' and I came running...well fish in tomato sauce are on offer with that...but I was not finished sploring yet...

Honey the escape artist.

Ps. Daddy said I could have gotten into trouble cause I am still in Season...not sure why...
 
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