The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

I bin Playgwoop today an it was grate cos there is a puppee , but it is a big puppee an it plays wiv me . We did do runs awownd , then we did sum gility , then we all went for a wark in the woods, then we has a rest in the beds, then we has a baff wich I dont lyke at all but Anna says she carnt take me home filfy, so I has to go in . We all gets into the big van fing and Anna brings us home , Mummy cums to the dore to meat me an Anna says I am a funny boi , but I is a veri gud boi , now I is weery , Roobin xx

 

[Selina27]

Oh Roobs that is luvleeee fore yoo.

I fink I should hav gon tooo a playgwoop, I fink I missed out on my develloppmeant.

(My Pershun says a remarnd School more like, but parrentlee they dont x cyst any moore)

Cassseeeee O

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh Roobs that is luvleeee fore yoo.

I fink I should hav gon tooo a playgwoop, I fink I missed out on my develloppmeant.

(My Pershun says a remarnd School more like, but parrentlee they dont x cyst any moore)

Cassseeeee O

 

[HAH]

I wus sik too, Miss Meg(an) Sparkle! But I diden eetit gain, I nevva do. Sjus oneovthosefings. Iyam fine now and did get tummy strokes an singin an extra biskits to makkup fur an emptee tumbly. I hopes you get extra biskits soon.
*Kipper*

 

[Selina27]

Iyam fine now

Thas gud Kippa

luv Cassseeeeee O

 

[Candy]

Today it is Pubnite! I nose it is! So why are we still at home wen we shood be in the pub wiv the frends an the chews? I hav tryed skweeking at Mother but she just ses it's twerly Joy. Why is it twerly? Wot is twerly? I NEED my Pubnite chew befor I fade away!

 

[kateincornwall]

Kipper, Kipper , what dus yowr Mummy sing to yu ? My Mummy sings to me suntimes , silly fings like , Didnt yu haf a luverley time the day yu went to Playgroop . Mummys are daft but nice x
GGJ jus keap on pesterin , your Mummy will get sik of it and go to the pub, I never bin to an insyde of a pub, only a gardin x

 

[Selina27]

Wot is twerly?

I dunno Joi, what is twerly? keep goin' she will cavin

Kippa, Roobs @HAH @kateincornwall my Pershun dos sing to mee --- I luv yoo yes I doo an I kno that yoo luvva me too --

 

[Granca]

Yep she made a break for it alright...jail breaker we now call her...Anyhow when daddy blew the whistle I also got sardine in red tomato sauce...Don't know why though as I was right there...

Vanilla

But that’s just what works best, Vanilla. Tuppence always asks for treats when we’re finishing our walk to see the ducks, when we come in from the garden, when anyone else comes in from the garden, when mum says “good girls”... I don’t have to do anything except sit next to her and wait. Best of all, if she thinks mum is going out for a while she sits by the fridge waiting for a frozen kong so, guess what, we both get one. Easy peasy.

Wispa

 

[VanillaBean]

Wispa I know it is good to get extra treats. Only problem now is they have mentioned word diet smiet. Not sure I will like that

Vanila

 

[VanillaBean]

They sed 6 more sleeps till mum and dad come home

Then I'm gettin' home delivered - like a peeza

I like peeza......

Maxx is that 6 more your sleep or 6 more hoomans sleeps

 

[edzbird]

Oh sheet! Aiyte grass an spyood me fish. Not in a good plaiyse dinner-wize.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Emily]

I woke up and wanted breakfast but mum and Nathan we're still sleepin. So I woke up Nathan but still had to wait for my breakfast. Not fair.

 

[Candy]

I dunno Joi, what is twerly? keep goin' she will cavin

Kippa, Roobs @HAH @kateincornwall my Pershun dos sing to mee --- I luv yoo yes I doo an I kno that yoo luvva me too --

We been to the pub. We had a Luvlee Luvlee Time. Mother is singing to me now too! Funnee abowt that!

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, I fink she is singing If you wos the onlee Dog in the World an I wos the onlee Girl. But it's kind of Hard To Tell. Ackshully.xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Maxx is that 6 more your sleeps or 6 more hoomans sleeps

Maxx There is different sorts of sleeps. I yam a Dog Wot Nose. There is proper normal dog sleeps wot happen wen yoo need a sleep, like wot is onlee sensible, then there is wot our hoomans call sleeps, wot they yooshooally do at nite. These are Darknitetimesleeps. The fing I'd to establish eggsackly is wot sort of sleeps they meen. Then yoo will hav more I- deer!
Not that I yam a Nexpert,
Just yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[Lab_adore]

I fink it's hooman sleeps. So should be wun more but just herd horrible plane Peeples dognapped mum and dad and they is stranded sumwhere called honk konk and it mite be one extra sleeps. 'parrently mum is throwing stuff at the hotel room walls

 

[MrChew]

Oh how horrible. But they wil be home soon Maxx. I hope yor mum is okay.

 

[VanillaBean]

Does it bounce of the wall Maxx....Hope they be back soon

 

[edzbird]

so sikked me brekfust...wel it woz fish an riyce...not real brekfust. mum sez no mor foods now. humph! Still....maiyde a rite old mess with me sik, it woz brown! kleen that up mum!

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie).