The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I bin Playgwoop today an it was grate cos there is a puppee , but it is a big puppee an it plays wiv me . We did do runs awownd , then we did sum gility , then we all went for a wark in the woods, then we has a rest in the beds, then we has a baff wich I dont lyke at all but Anna says she carnt take me home filfy, so I has to go in . We all gets into the big van fing and Anna brings us home , Mummy cums to the dore to meat me an Anna says I am a funny boi , but I is a veri gud boi , now I is weery , Roobin xx
 
Yep she made a break for it alright...jail breaker we now call her...Anyhow when daddy blew the whistle I also got sardine in red tomato sauce...Don't know why though as I was right there...

Vanilla
But that’s just what works best, Vanilla. Tuppence always asks for treats when we’re finishing our walk to see the ducks, when we come in from the garden, when anyone else comes in from the garden, when mum says “good girls”... I don’t have to do anything except sit next to her and wait. Best of all, if she thinks mum is going out for a while she sits by the fridge waiting for a frozen kong so, guess what, we both get one. Easy peasy.

Wispa
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Maxx is that 6 more your sleeps or 6 more hoomans sleeps
Maxx There is different sorts of sleeps. I yam a Dog Wot Nose. There is proper normal dog sleeps wot happen wen yoo need a sleep, like wot is onlee sensible, then there is wot our hoomans call sleeps, wot they yooshooally do at nite. These are Darknitetimesleeps. The fing I'd to establish eggsackly is wot sort of sleeps they meen. Then yoo will hav more I- deer!
Not that I yam a Nexpert,
Just yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
 
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