The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Roobin I iz on a long leed awl the tyme do you fink I hav bin a bad boi? I dun remembah bein bad but evry wok mum puts funny black fings on my toots an then the leed on so I carn run in the woods an up the mowntins.
Shadow

I dont fink you is a bad boi Shadow , no I do not , you hav a poowly paw so be cearful , Roobin xx

 

[VanillaBean]

Guysguysguys an evrywun - I got the hoomans to tek a piktur ov our muckeep tday. We wus gunna go to pointopoin, where giant puppies run aroun in a field and peeples drop sossigis an theres lotsov other dogfrens an smells. But then on our way there we got stuck behin sum other hoomans in their kennels who kept slipping roun, then Curly helped but she slipped roun too an ended upside down, an Blondey helped carryin buckets of sand to put unner the kennels on weels an they diden slip no more. But then we wus all tiredout an Curly’s hin leg was a bit red. So we wen to my muckeep insted. It wus aces. Here’s our muckeep:
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*Kipper*

Kipper mate we are still waiting on the parcel that you where going to send...but suppose it is OK to wait a bit longer cause we found our own yesterday...

V&H

 

[Lab_adore]

I yam home - hooray. I had a big carrot Kong an we all played an then Dad took me to the park. We have to come back erly cos the sky is black an there's lotsa bangs comin' from the clouds. Oh! An now there's ice coming from the sky? Dad sed it's hale.

All is well in Maxx's world frens!

 

[Emily]

Welcum home Maxx!

I have a ichy ear

Mum sed I might have to go to the vet. Uh oh, I don't like the vet

 

[Selina27]

Welcum home Maxx xx

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no Ella! Not the alien bum man !

Fanks, it's nice to be home

I'm having a cuddle with Dad

 

[Lab_adore]

Welcum home Maxx xx

Fanks Cassie, I'm so glad to be home

 

[HAH]

Oh no Ella! Not the alien bum man !

I'm having a cuddle with Dad
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Oh Maxx Maxx, welcum HOOOOME mate! Your dad looks as happy as a puppy that’s had five dinners - I finks they mus be verry pleesed to haff you home!
*Kipper*

 

[snowbunny]

Hoam is the best. Betchoo had fun but betchoo happyhappyhappy to be hoam.

Willow

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yeah! Ome!

 

[edzbird]

Hope you had a good holiday Maxx, but yeah, welcome home. Nothing quite like your own bed and your own people.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Day 3 - stil not ad a propa dinna. Avin fun with me Likkimat but THER IS NOT ENHUFF FOOD ON IT. Jus ad a cheezy likkimat, that wuz Ecstra an veriy niyce. Am keepin up me yooshul frolikkin an fiytin with Coco - need more eniji other wiyse he will win me. Bin is emptee - thort that miyte be an ideer.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Jacqui-S]

Call Dogline Meg
Yu need sum supleyes sendin?

Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

yes pleez Lilly..eetin me own foot utherwiyze

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Jacqui-S]

Wil try to sneek to the red box.
Whare wiil I put on the laybul?

Lilly x

 

[VanillaBean]

Welcome home Maxx. Hope you enjoyed you sleep in your OWN BED (if you catch my drift)….

Meg hope you get some proper dinner soon. This is not good...can Coco not help being he is your bruver....

 

[Aitch]

I yam Toby. I live in Amber, Poppy's and Alex's house now. There are some hoomans here too. I got here yestday. I have been kidnapped but it is nice. I have a big bed.I share it with the hoomans and the other dogs here. I cuddle with the hoomans a lot.
Mummy says I lack confidence a bit but that will change.
I hope you will be my frens.

Toby.

 

[VanillaBean]

Hello Toby,

Welcome and sure you will be very happy with your new hoomans.
We live down under (or do you live down under) we are never sure, the Pig is needed placed to answer that. Sure she will come along soon...
Cuddles are good we like our daddy cuddles, mummy cuddles are good to but daddy's are best. Cause we get to lick him and get belly rubs and everything is looked after then fall a sleep...

You will have to tell us all about your adventure when you go out and explore new walks and smells

Vanilla and Honey

 

[chrisc831]

Hi Toby mate, welcome, we are very cosmopoltan here, and we love a Spanish gentilhombre. Sound like yoove landid on all for paws . Keep us posted, we can help you if yoo are starvd, or banned from poo eatin, Kipper is gud wive muck eeps, there are lots of shpechalists here. Just ask. Appy settling. Your hoomans n doggo rellys are famously luvly luv from Fergus.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hi Toby!
I live in Scotland, land of mud and rayn and haggis.
Glad yu have made it heer.
Emily is a doggy angel

Lilly x