No cos I don't suck toadies or towiez 
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The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Hey Tobeee gud to see yoo here
I am Casseeee, I am a gud tyme gerl -- I like dancin on taybels and eating appels that are like cyderrr
. Yoo jus let me no wen yoo want to let your hare down 
. Dont worreeee I can bee fexyonet two
. I fink yoo are luckeee in yore new home Bye 4 now,
Casssseeeeeee O
Low Toby from the boys XXX
Well I try not to but it’s sometimes hard to avoid. If they shouldn’t be licked why do they look so yummy and brown and slimey? Every other brown slimey thing I have come across is invariably delicious. ‘Cept todes.No cos I don't suck toadies or towiez
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Ello Toby , I am Roobin , an my litel sister is Nelly , I am veri happy to see you here and fanks for coming to chat wiv us xxxx
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
I was taken to the vet lady today and she did things to my bum!!!!!!! She squeezed my bum and stuff squirted. It was horrid. Then she shaved my neck and took some of my red stuff out. She didn't even ask me if it was ok and she made me whine and she took me away from mum. She took me back to mum and I ran to her and hid behind her. Mum picked me up and cuddled me. I felt safe then.
She is not going to be my fren.
She is not going to be my fren.
We are bored. Daddy is at work and mummy is asleep....
V&H
V&H
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Can you nick something like a tea-towel then stampede around the house until your Mum wakes up and chases you? That is always fun 
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I've got the sleepies and the sneezies. I think I played too much at the re-zort so I am catching up on my zzzzz's. Dunno about the sneezin' an Dad sed if it continues I have to go to the alien white coat bum man 
If Honey does it she gets told off by mummy and I don't bother anymore cause I am older and wiser now.Can you nick something like a tea-towel then stampede around the house until your Mum wakes up and chases you? That is always fun
So we are playing byte face now instead
- Location
- South Wales
Don't know what's wrong with dad. He has gone all shouty and sulky.
It was all of a sudden - we were out this morning in the garden as usual and then my frens came past on the track so I went to see them and say hello because I am polite and frennly and that's what you DO when you are a polite-frennly Labrador. And I even went with them a little way. And then dad came along in his slippers on the muddy track and he was shouting. I stayed well away of course because I'm not an idiot. And then I ran home and he came home too and he is still shouty and sulky and wouldn't give me breakfast and won't look at me and he growls.
Do you think he might be sick and have to go to the bum man?
It was all of a sudden - we were out this morning in the garden as usual and then my frens came past on the track so I went to see them and say hello because I am polite and frennly and that's what you DO when you are a polite-frennly Labrador. And I even went with them a little way. And then dad came along in his slippers on the muddy track and he was shouting. I stayed well away of course because I'm not an idiot. And then I ran home and he came home too and he is still shouty and sulky and wouldn't give me breakfast and won't look at me and he growls.
Do you think he might be sick and have to go to the bum man?
- Location
- Isle of Man
my dad is shouwtee too Pongo. Offen. Dunno.
Oh TOWIES! YES! I do luv likki towies an feetsies. This is wen mum gets shouwtee. She dun liyke me likkin feetsies an towies, no way. Never seen a tode thowe.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)
Oh TOWIES! YES! I do luv likki towies an feetsies. This is wen mum gets shouwtee. She dun liyke me likkin feetsies an towies, no way. Never seen a tode thowe.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
My small hooman has a fing caled a birfday today , he is 12 now an he is havin a partee , I wud lyke to go to this partee but sumhow they dont fink its a gud idea , Roobin x
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Me an Nelly got a fren coming soon , bet you dunt no hoo it is but he is from Spain I fink , Roobin x
- Location
- South Wales
Dad's better. That's good.
Pongo.
Pongo.
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Oooh, 'sitin! Hows yor Spanglish, Roobin?
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Frens the hot is too much for wun labbydore. But I got me own fan
Then mum came home from werk and grumbled at Dad fer not putting on the white box that blows cold air. She put it on and the hot went away
Then mum came home from werk and grumbled at Dad fer not putting on the white box that blows cold air. She put it on and the hot went away
Guys guys I've havin trouble. I'm trying to wee wee in the air like rawi but can't get me legs proper. Any ideers?
Big boy Iver
Big boy Iver
- Location
- Isle of Man
av ad HOLE trays of Speshul MuckFood insted of harf trays thees past too daiyes. No bikkibits. Got to sort thees peepl owt.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie) (a bit thin)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie) (a bit thin)
- Location
- Isle of Man
Iy is a gurl but Iy kiynd of liylke skwot an lift a leg...that seems to werk.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie) (a bit thin)