The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Frens.....this will curl yore fur

Had a nice walk an a swim in the river. Then....suddenly we are at the alien white coat bum probing vet. There were these cats that looked at me mean so no way was I walking past them. Anywaze he poked me bum, poked me face, poked me teefs. I got wayed and guess what? Forty point fore! Dr joolian told Dad I had to eet more!!!!!!!!!!

Hooray!!!!!

An then...... I herd mum an dad say no, he's not too skinny he doesn't need more dinner



Gunna run away an join the cercus

 

[edzbird]

An then...... I herd mum an dad say no, he's not too skinny he doesn't need more dinner

Ah sorri Maxx...I awlso is to skinni an I AM getting feeded sum mor

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I has cum into seezon. It’s no fun. I see mummee has funnee pantz fur me. I hope she duzent put them on me .....
Oweo x

 

[Jacqui-S]

She did! Hahahahahahaha.

Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I smells where other doggies wee and weed there. I do little wees on their wees. I sniff sniff then wee. Not long baby wees so they smol and lots. I only weed on my feets once and I stuck one leggy out a bit. I am now weeing strategically. I want the other doggies to smell my wee. I wee on rawis wee. It's cos I ams a big boy. Weeing is very hard, much complicated than I finked

 

[Candy]

I smells where other doggies wee and weed there. I do little wees on their wees. I sniff sniff then wee. Not long baby wees so they smol and lots. I only weed on my feets once and I stuck one leggy out a bit. I am now weeing strategically. I want the other doggies to smell my wee. I wee on rawis wee. It's cos I ams a big boy. Weeing is very hard, much complicated than I finked

Clever boy little Iver! Yoo is Growin Up now an Gettin The Hangoffings!
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

I had speshul tea, it was sardeens but not in a tin , they was fishies, proper fishies that a fren of Daddy browt out of the see for me an Nelly but Nelly dont like them , I do, I eaten 2 with me tee , lishus , Roobin x

 

[Candy]

I had speshul tea, it was sardeens but not in a tin , they was fishies, proper fishies that a fren of Daddy browt out of the see for me an Nelly but Nelly dont like them , I do, I eaten 2 with me tee , lishus , Roobin x

Mother ses are they Cornish Sardeens wot used to be Pilchuds Roobin?
Pee Ess I luv Sardeens!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Mother ses are they Cornish Sardeens wot used to be Pilchuds Roobin?
Pee Ess I luv Sardeens!
GGJ xxxxxxx

Yor Mother is rite GGJ , they is Cornish sardeens wot used to be Pilchuds , they is lishus , I eaten everi bit , even the heds , an Mummy has put sum in the freezing fing for anuther tyme, Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

I love it when Meg(an) Sparkle is sick. She gets extra dinners....so I get CHEEZE. Squashy CHEEZE on my LickiMat. She's not sick today and I am hungies. It is Dog's Tea Time & I am too weak to sit up & deliver The Stare.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

..it's OK. We've had our Dogs' Dinner now.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Yor Mother is rite GGJ , they is Cornish sardeens wot used to be Pilchuds , they is lishus , I eaten everi bit , even the heds , an Mummy has put sum in the freezing fing for anuther tyme, Roobin x

Pleez send me sum Roobin and foreverandeverandever I will be yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Emily]

I smells where other doggies wee and weed there. I do little wees on their wees. I sniff sniff then wee. Not long baby wees so they smol and lots. I only weed on my feets once and I stuck one leggy out a bit. I am now weeing strategically. I want the other doggies to smell my wee. I wee on rawis wee. It's cos I ams a big boy. Weeing is very hard, much complicated than I finked

I doo this too, but I dunt stick my leg out. Why doo to doo that?

My hooman daddy sez only boy dogs sposed to wee on other wee but I fink that would be borin. Dunt you boys wanna smell my wee too?

 

[Emily]

I has cum into seezon. It’s no fun. I see mummee has funnee pantz fur me. I hope she duzent put them on me .....
Oweo x

Wots a seezon? Dunt fink I eva got one of those. Shuld I ask my hooman for one?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I do yes! I like girl wee.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Wots a seezon? Dunt fink I eva got one of those. Shuld I ask my hooman for one?

I wudnt. It makez u moody and I has to wear silly pantz sumtimes. Makes me look Stoopid. Ugh.
Oweo x

 

[SteffiS]

Ivers I could send you Mum's boots to sniff, I akcsidently weed on them today when we wos walkin .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Candy]

I doo this too, but I dunt stick my leg out. Why doo to doo that?

My hooman daddy sez only boy dogs sposed to wee on other wee but I fink that would be borin. Dunt you boys wanna smell my wee too?

I wee on wee. An I stick me leg out. An I must be a girl becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, Roobin, Mother ses pleese don't send Cornish Sardeens wot used to be Pilchuds in the post! Doenoe Wy.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Yoo can snif my wee Iver. I luv to wee on wee and orlwaiyse on 3 leggies. I liyke to sniff wee an did not waiyte long enuff wonss an so Coco weed on me hed an no won wud strowke me an they corld me PissyHed.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)