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[SwampDonkey]

Tried dat fell over

 

[Lab_adore]

Guys guys I've havin trouble. I'm trying to wee wee in the air like rawi but can't get me legs proper. Any ideers?
Big boy Iver

Practice Iver my little fren....lotsa practice. You might tip over a few times but then it just kinda happenz

 

[SwampDonkey]

Id also wee weed on my front feets

 

[Aitch]

av ad HOLE trays of Speshul MuckFood insted of harf trays thees past too daiyes. No bikkibits. Got to sort thees peepl owt.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie) (a bit thin)

You need to step up their traynin I thinks. It is no good expektin them to just 'member. Theys not as clever as us.

Amber.

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx that is cruel not putting on the big white box when you are to hot. We always get the big white box on when to hot, but I also think that is cause daddy is to hot too....hope it is cooler today cause it it has been raining and is cool so we have loads of energy to play...

Iver it will just happen, it happens to me when I am really in the mood and want to show who is boss in our neighborhood...but parrantly I am not supposed to do it as it is a boy thing and I am a girl...

Vanilla

 

[SwampDonkey]

I go sweeps weewee is too stressful zzzzz

 

[Natalie]

Iver i didn't lift my legs for three whole years cos i had other things to think about. And i never lift my legs during morning wees cos they are the important ones and i must wee and stare into the distance meaningfully.....
Also late afternoon wees should be on four legs, with a hard Paddington stare.
Little wees come with practice but it's good to wee on your front legs to keep the sniffs real. i might come across an interesting girly who wants to bounce and play bitey face
Monty xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

But t I like to wees were other doggies wee Monty. Wees are important to say I'm big now. I want to we like rawi.

 

[Natalie]

There's time Iver, 3 leggy wees will come with time and balance x

 

[SwampDonkey]

K Monty you is clever

 

[MrChew]

I am almos two an still wee on four legs.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Weelly, I hope I can be doing 3 leg weeees sooner Chewie

 

[Candy]

I fink it will jus happen won day little Iver. I started weeing on free legs wen I wos too. Mother sed that is not how girl dogs wee but I am a modern dog an weethewayIwant. My frend Hetty dus the same now too. We is modern sfisticated girls and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

I do my wees on free legs awlways but sumtimes I see sumfing citing wen I is weein then I ave to go and look wile my wees is still doing an my toes get all weed on. Mum says Toffeeboy you is still weein stand still, but I don’t ave time to stand still .
Ripple does girly wees . You will get it soon Iver, keep practisin .

 

[Lab_adore]

I weed on my little fren Sam this morning. Silly doggie ran behind me just as I weed and then when I kicked the leaves and stuff back to cover it up Sam got all the dirt and branches and twigs all over him an they stuck to the wee. Dad had his head in his hands but Sam's mum was on the floor laughin'

Sam wasn' happy

 

[VanillaBean]

Boy boys come back when you can do it on 2 legs, OK. When I get really excited and got a really good sniff going, but am desperate I wee whilst walking, but then I start to lift my back legs up and wee....daddy said he would try and get a picture cause it is really funny.....

Honey

 

[snowbunny]

This Catalan laydee always takes a pipi on three legs
She always did, though. Now, she still sometimes lifts a back leg so she is taking the pipi on two legs.
The kicking of the feets is a muy importante part of the process.

Juniper

 

[Granca]

The kicking of the feets is a muy importante part of the process.

Yes, very important. Don’t forget that bit, Iver. I do it and mum laughs because she says girl dogs don’t do that. Tuppy doesn’t, but I am special.

Wispa

 

[kateincornwall]

Roobin did wee on me wonce , how rood was that , do not fret Iver , it tuk Roobin agis to balince , Nelly xx

 

[Jacqui-S]

I can eesily pee up treez on free legz.
And chuck up grass and leevz.
I am olda and wyza tho.

Lilly x