The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Well what can I say, I spotted a delicious looking poo on my walk this morning and I knew I jut had to have it...a mound of loose, light brown dog poo - have I got your taste buds tingling? I grabbed a lovely mouthful. Dad was livid. I don't care if I've been called Mr Shitti-Mouth ever since....it was.....heaven...and I'd do it again.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Tee hee Coco! Yoo is SO norty! I fink hooman poo is tastyer this.
Pee Ess Mother ses ackshully she is just eating her lunch Fankyou very much.

 

[edzbird]

GGJ! Human poo! We'll call you DGGJ - -dirty girl . My personal favorite is cat poo...I'n not usually one for dog poo....there was just something speshul about this...

- Coco

 

[Candy]

GGJ! Human poo! We'll call you DGGJ - -dirty girl . My personal favorite is cat poo...I'n not usually one for dog poo....there was just something speshul about this...

- Coco

Yuss! Cat poo is also yumm Coco!
Pee Ess please tell Meg(an) Sparkle that I hope she is better soon. It is not nice wen yoo don't get food.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

Mummy and Daddy went out and left us all alone for the night. They said they had to go to a partee. Well when they came back it was dark and mummy was not good at walking and she tried to sing. No thank you it sounded bad...

I slept on Vanillas bed in the lounge cause mummy was far to noise. Daddy calls it snoring....well she is still asleep, parantly she is sleeping it off...

Honey

 

[edzbird]

Well when they came back it was dark and mummy was not good at walking and she tried to sing.

ROFL Honey Mine does that sometimes - so funny.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

ROFL Honey Mine does that sometimes - so funny.

- Coco

Yuss! My Mother makes a strange noise she cawls singing sumtimes too. Snot too bad, yewshally meens extra treets!
GGJ. xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

Yuss! My Mother makes a strange noise she cawls singing sumtimes too. Snot too bad, yewshally meens extra treets!
GGJ. xxxxxxx

I fink thiss is wot they cawl deesensee-tie-zayshun. Scary noise pluss treeets meens noise isn’t scary ennymoar.
Willow

 

[Atemas]

Mumsie wasn’t home much yesterday, parently she went to see the girlies singin and danci. She came home just in time to give me my tea - phew! Then she went again to babysit the big baby. Not fair, didn’t have my evening stroll and sniff round the village. She came into my sleeping room thro the door from the garage when I was fast asleep . I was sooo happy to see her - she giv me a turkee biskit

Red

 

[MrChew]

Mum made food for the bald puppee- chickem wiv vegetables an I was sad that I didn't get any but THEN I saw some going into a Kong. I wonder if I will be getting sum tomorrow? Yum!

 

[MrChew]

It gets better! Silly baldy didn finish his food so I got sum in my bowl. I wuz so excited I was likkin mummy while she put it in, like she is a chikkin.

 

[HAH]

Guysguysguys an evrywun - I got the hoomans to tek a piktur ov our muckeep tday. We wus gunna go to pointopoin, where giant puppies run aroun in a field and peeples drop sossigis an theres lotsov other dogfrens an smells. But then on our way there we got stuck behin sum other hoomans in their kennels who kept slipping roun, then Curly helped but she slipped roun too an ended upside down, an Blondey helped carryin buckets of sand to put unner the kennels on weels an they diden slip no more. But then we wus all tiredout an Curly’s hin leg was a bit red. So we wen to my muckeep insted. It wus aces. Here’s our muckeep:

*Kipper*

 

[Selina27]

hello all!

I had one heckovaday yestadey.

I went oona sort ov all day walk. I went too the farm wheer I wos born to see my Mum and my sista and my aunty and my cozzin. I did hang out wiv them and then lots more hoomans of all sizes and lots of spanels and a poynter did rock up and we did all get in a trailer togethar and go off on a jollie.

We kept getting in and out and we all went into some woods and they sey "find the fezzies Casssseeee" Well i dint need tellin twice I can tell you, I found lotsa lotsa fezzies. they ackshually said go find the fezzies I love to fynd the fezzies . There was lots of noise and bangs but I didn't care cos there were fezzies to find.

We did that till dark and then we did cum home and ackshually I did grumble a bit in the kennel on wheels cos I was staaaavin hungree and a bit cold . But twas ok cos I gotta xtra Big Tea

Cassssseeeee O

 

[Selina27]

But then we wus all tiredout an Curly’s hin leg was a bit red.

Oh hey Kippa @HAH I hope youre Curleeee one is ok.

Yay yay --- the Hot Tump I can see the Hot Tump.

Pea S ... the hoomans up here say Tump when they do meen a big pile of sumfing.

 

[HAH]

Wowzas Casseee, you is a proper fezzie hound!! Souns like you were MAzin. Glad you got an Extra Big Tea, you deservd it I like you corlin the muckeep a tump! That souns jus rite!

My Curly’s fine tanks, I’m lyin on her to keep her the rite way up an outta trubble.
*Kipper*

 

[Selina27]

I’m lyin on her to keep her the rite way up an outta trubble.

'
'sim portent Kippa

My Pershun did fall over yestadeee (Acksually I dont like it, I onlleeee larf wonce shes uprite again)

 

[kateincornwall]

Cassie, yu is my hewo , I wud luv to go find fezies but parantly I am too yung and sily yet , but yu wach, one day I will go get em . Today I hav bin a weely gud boi so I did not need that leed fing on, on no I did not , Mummy tuk chiken out with her so I did cum bak evrey time , Roobin x
Kipper mate , I wud luv to jump in that muk x

 

[Rosie]

It is coooooooooold and all the sniffs are bright and sharp and I love it when it is coooooooold and yesterday we did trailing and I was majick (mum sed so). I am HappyPongo.
xxx

 

[edzbird]

Iym starvin. Ad no tee, no supper. Ad very SMOL brekfust. Just sum of me speshul Muck-Food smeerd into a likkimat. I meen it woz funn an all but not much sustinunss. So I went owt with mum befor to pik poo in the gardin an so I aiyte grass..well then I pyooked didunt I? So I did try an eet the morr eddibul parts cuz I YAM HUNGIES. Mum waz sad.

We ad a gud work this morning an it was cowld and me an Coco looked liyke DRAGONS, we waz puffin smowke like out of us nozes and mowths. An we ran an chaiyssd after the bol. GrrrrGrrrrGrrrr

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[snowbunny]

. Today I hav bin a weely gud boi so I did not need that leed fing on

Roobin I iz on a long leed awl the tyme do you fink I hav bin a bad boi? I dun remembah bein bad but evry wok mum puts funny black fings on my toots an then the leed on so I carn run in the woods an up the mowntins.
Shadow