The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

A bird just came in our house ! It came frew the window! It neely landed on me downstairs bed! I went to pick it up but Mother was saying Leave, Joy, Leave! Nono for dog's sake don't eat it! Come here little bird an all stuff like that. Well, I was not goin to eat it was I? I do not eat birds, I am a GoodGirl. I was goin to pick it up all gentlygently in me mouf and give it to Mother. Mother picked it up furst thow and put it back frew the window. She sed it was a bird puppy. She has shut the windows an door so it dus not happen agen. She ses that is kwite enuff citement for won nite.
So now I shall snooze for a bit.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Atemas]

I wiz layin on my bed and a bee was on the floor nex to me. I was transfixed! Mumsie said wots the matter Red? I stared even more and puts my nose near it. Mumsie removed it outside. She then said to Daddy Hooman I hope Red wasn’t stung by that bee . She does fuss but she’s got my back

 

[Lab_adore]

It's c_c_c_cold this mornin'. Mum tucked me up in my bed after our walk

 

[VanillaBean]

cut me Willie off.

what would you lick instead????

I like licking my girly bits, but Daddy said enough is enough sometime...

H

 

[Lab_adore]

Iver my fren, welcum to the tv reemote chrunki club.
Didit look like this?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Iver my fren, welcum to the tv reemote chrunki club.
Didit look like this?

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neeer I pulled off red button.

 

[SwampDonkey]

In the currant ging wobbly crisis I am Keeping calm. I am being a very good boy. Iver is trying to but is finding it very hard. Hope she stops being wobbly soon

 

[edzbird]

Got kibbuls agen.. AND I yam gettin a HOWLE traiye od Speshul Muck-Food cuz me hips are stikkin owte agen. Feelin gud. Not alowd to eet grass or soyul thowe - boo.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Loraseal]

Iver en Rory me mama was also wobbly wiv sticky arms. She woz wobbly for agez an I had no walkies wiv her. Papa did it but mama is much betta cauz I get snacks for bein good boy Hunter espeshully when I dunna chase the birds. She is still wobbly and VERY SLOW, but I like walking slow wiv her.
Ging will get betta and she will luv it when you snuggle up to her durin the wobbly crisis.
Rory I fink you bein calm will help Iver keep his willie from being chopped off.

Hunter - the slow walking labbydore, unless he is let off lead

 

[snowbunny]

Got kibbuls agen.. AND I yam gettin a HOWLE traiye od Speshul Muck-Food cuz me hips are stikkin owte agen. Feelin gud. Not alowd to eet grass or soyul thowe - boo.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Hey Meg(an) I am gettin extruh porshuns, too. It's brillyunt. Me hippies an ribbies are awl stickies cuz I luvs to runrunrunrunrunRUN somutch. AN I gets a hanful of treets on woks wen the uvvers jus get won. Mum sez I iz too skinnee an peepuls think I yam neglected an sad.

BUT she sed she is goin on a loooooong wok soon an I carnt go cuz it's too long an I'm too skinnee!! Not fare, I wanna go an runrunrunrunrunRUN the hole time.

Shadow the Sad and Skinnee

 

[edzbird]

I liyke to run an plaiye orl daiye Shadow. Jus got sum yoggies.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

A stwange man tooked out for a walk so I pooped
Iver the pooper

 

[Granca]

That’s good, Iver. You just show him how well trained you are.

Wispa x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I yam Wispa. He's coming today too I might poop.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I is in payn. I needs to peepeepeepee all the time!! Mummy gived me anteebyotiks so hopfully that helpz. I is sad.

Windsa the Bermoooda pup

 

[SwampDonkey]

Not pppppppppp thats bad. Drink loads so you can keep the ppppp inside. Bermuda pup

 

[SteffiS]

I got a drippy willie, I did drips in my bed (but that’s awlrite cos I swopped to Ripple's bed) , then I did drips on all the floors. Mum said if my switch off mekkynism is broken I will have to see the bum man .

Toffee - the not norty but drippy one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Mine does that too toffee.

 

[kateincornwall]

I had fun tooday , I neeewy eated somefink caled a picnic , it was too laidies eatin on my brige , all over my brige it was too . Mummy cawled out, put the food away , Labrador comin , so I dint get ani, boo , Roobin x

 

[SteffiS]

Mine does that too toffee.

Mines only jus started doin it. Mum finks it is broke, I had a look and it doesn’t look broke .

Toffee - the not norty one