The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

we ad a bar bee kyoo yistdaiye an ther woz sossij, I cud smells them, but wot did I get? Kyookumba that's wot. Wots this al abowte? I LUV sossij and orl I got woz kyookumba. Raw. Yes I Liyke kyookumba but it's not sossij. Not faiyr.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging got took away. I was upset so ate Rory's lead.
Iver very upset.

 

[Lab_adore]

Ging got took away. I was upset so ate Rory's lead.
Iver very upset.

Oh no Iver....where did yore Ging go? I hope she comes back soon....we need our Mum's

 

[SwampDonkey]

Bready said they finally carted er off to the funny farm. Is it a nice farm? She come back more wobbly than ever wiv long stickarms.
Iver the wanting to chew the sticky things

 

[Granca]

Yoo must look after Ging if she’s wobbly cos she will need lots of cuddles. Just wotch owt for those stick arms tho.

Tuppy

 

[edzbird]

good she's come back Iver. Be gentle for now.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Iver its yore job to cuddle yore mum like I did when my mum broked her ankul an had to ware a hooj boot.

 

[SwampDonkey]

She's chased us with dem sticky arms. I digged up a hunnysukkle. She's sweeps all day

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum jus sed no walk this mornin' cos it's raining cats and dogs. I went outside but I couldn't see and dog frens or evil cats.

The only cat I seen laytly is wen I stuck my shnoz in a bush there was one hidin' init an it sprung out hissin an scared the fur off me

 

[Candy]

LOVE fish skin Chewie, you lucky so and so.

Yesterday, we played HOZE. Yes! First time this year an we played HOZE - my ultra favourite game.
Then we had a barbecue with sossijis.

- Coco

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I fink Hoze is a bit scary Coco. Bit like a big skwerty snake fing.I fink yoo is evasoevaso brave.
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess also bubbles.

 

[Candy]

She's chased us with dem sticky arms. I digged up a hunnysukkle. She's sweeps all day

Last year my Mother went away. We wos in the house wiv no stairs. Wen she came back she did sleepin all day. But then she wos awlrite agen and normal servis wos resoomed. Do not wurry tooooo much Iver, Rory will no wot to do and soon it will be awlrite. I no these fings becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx (and yor frend)

 

[VanillaBean]

We don't like it we don't like it. Daddy has these silly things that he wants to put on our faces. We get a treat everytime we go near it, but hold it buster, not over our faces...paaranlty it is to stop us eating whilst out and about....
anyone know what that is all about???

H & V

 

[Lab_adore]

I got one of these H & V an I hate it. Its to stop me jumping up parrently. I hardly evers has to ware it but when I do I don like it one bit

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx but we don't jump up at people when we are out and about anymore....strange. well when I find out more we will let you know..

V & H

 

[MrChew]

Nanna an Granda visited today. I luvluvluv Nanna an Granda is okay too. We went to the park an the hooman pupper playd in the playground where I'm not allowd an mummy playd with me next to it. It was good cept wen a meen little dog ran over to me an growled. Mummy was annoyed because it's daddy had covers on his ears an was lissening to music an ignorin his dogs and hooman puppy.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Norty man!
I'm looking after ging I'm sittin on her rubbish leg and got her a special toy.i sweepy though. Rawi is sweepy too but not lying on ging
Iver

 

[SwampDonkey]

Sweepy

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ate the TV remote it was chrunki. Ging couldn't catch me on dose sticky fings he he he. I goin for a quiet nap very sweepy after crunchin
Iver soon to be sold for medical science

 

[Granca]

I ate the TV remote it was chrunki. Ging couldn't catch me on dose sticky fings he he he. I goin for a quiet nap very sweepy after crunchin
Iver soon to be sold for medical science

Ooh, no Iver! I think yoo ort to be anassistancedog. Ging cood teech yoo how to yoose the remote.

Tuppy x

 

[SwampDonkey]

No she says they will cut me Willie off. I don't fink so you won't catch me wiv the sticky things.