The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

I dun overdoed it too Hunter. Me an dad went for our arvo walk and found my fren Spencer. We did run and play and bitey face and now I'm kah-put

 

[HAH]

Sqwidg an GGJ, I thinks I’ve maybees bin the bad pup cus I wus spectin us all to be runnin an playin an hafin a WHALEOVATIM but it’s not hapnin? I’d bin doin lotsov toofeton biskit practiss and we wus spoused to be goin to lotsov pointopoint to get yused to lotsov other puppies on leads, but Curly sed no it’s not hapnin now. But she did say BYHOOKORBYCROOK she’d range anuther getoogetha in the nex foo years, not sure whether that’s soon?
*Kipper the confuzzled*

 

[edzbird]

Sikkd the uther daiye an sikkd agan (MASSIV) an dad had to cleen it . BUT nowe on DIE IT agen. No kibbls, just Speshul Muck Food. I yam a bit hungree but not too botherd. Thay do say I hav a Dellikit Stummuk. But then I yam a Dellikit Laiydee. Got to plaiye nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

I feel funny. Like silly. It's really windy and it's playing with my head. Got to go out. Got to come in. No, I want to go out again. So I'll run in and out and bark and spin and chase Ms Sparkle. Gosh, I'm giddy! Life is FUN!!

- Coco

Pee Ess - I'm still doing serious stuff like barking out the window. I've not lost it completely, don't worry.

 

[SteffiS]

My eers did flap flap flap on my wolk this mornin.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Atemas]

Mine did too Toffee not the norty one - the wind is feerce

Red

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin swimin this mornin , it was ace cos I had the riva to meself . I carnt go to Anna for a weak cos me fren is in seeson , wateva that means an I still got me boy fings . I also bin halping in the gardin a lot , I dunno wat Mummy wud do wivout me , Roobin xx

 

[edzbird]

weev bin playin with kardbord...I think it is my faiyvrit thing jus nowe. It starts as a boks, then yoo can choo it, rip it, fetch it, tug it and maiyke a "HOLY MESS" ** with it.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

** Mums werds not miyne

 

[Candy]

There wos trees lyin down on our walk thismorning and my ears also hav been flapflappin lots.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

We've been playing in the garden and hunting for bits of venison sausage. Mum cuts them into tiny bits and throws them everywhere. I'm sure Tuppy found more than me... but I had a lovely time sniffing around.

Wispa

 

[SwampDonkey]

I nicked a piece of chicken las night and just nicked a chocolate muffin. I dont care. Ging says my bum will be like kicking off like a volcano soon. Also I am a sneaky swine. Good I don't care they were lovely. I was ungry

Rory of the ill advised dietary editions.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Uh oh I getted in trubbl for diggin hole to get to my bunnee fren Gus. I am now BadGirlOweo

 

[SwampDonkey]

Don't cry Oweo, dig a bigger one sit the pups next to it then blame them. It's a winner.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Did someone mention cheese

 

[Natalie]

Right frens, I've had this brown bear kicking around for a while, and sometimes he's ok but just far too bitey for my liking. I think I can dig a chute to Australia and pop him down it, I've even got him digging the hole, telling him it's a family garden project, hehe.
If Ella, Maxx, Chewie, Obi, Vanilla and Honey could start digging from the other end, it would really speed things up. When we've made a hole, I'll slide him down and you can have a play with him for a bit, ( he's good at bitey face and bitey everything else) then when the world goes upside down for a while he can slide back here and I'll entertain him, once my wounds have healed and I've caught up on 50 hours of missing sleep.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You go Monty. These bitey bears are a nightmare

 

[Lab_adore]

Right frens, I've had this brown bear kicking around for a while, and sometimes he's ok but just far too bitey for my liking. I think I can dig a chute to Australia and pop him down it, I've even got him digging the hole, telling him it's a family garden project, hehe.
If Ella, Maxx, Chewie, Obi, Vanilla and Honey could start digging from the other end, it would really speed things up. When we've made a hole, I'll slide him down and you can have a play with him for a bit, ( he's good at bitey face and bitey everything else) then when the world goes upside down for a while he can slide back here and I'll entertain him, once my wounds have healed and I've caught up on 50 hours of missing sleep.

Onto it Monty my Fren. See you soonz! I did peek over mum's showlder when she wached you digging yore hole. You are a champyon digga

 

[Natalie]

Cheers Maxx. Let's speed things up as he's waking up far too early and destroying my beauty sleep!

 

[edzbird]

Pleez send foode befor I eet me owne leg. Ennythink. Starvin.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

We did gardening we are the best