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MrChew

MrChew

I had a GRATE day. I had too walks an met a smol bulldog puppy. Mum sed he is French. Wow.

An I got chikin for lunch an sammun an SKIN for dinna. Well, it wuz the hooman pups but he did share with me. He says "dog" an frows it over the side of his big chare.
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Frens, I yam on a DIE IT. All me ribbies are showin and dad sez I look liyke "an Indian cow" cuz me hippies stik owte too. I got ekstra kibbls this morning an Coco didunt. Mum sez miye figger is "a Fiyne Balunss".

Yestday we got bits corld "Donna" from dad's plaiyte. They wer luvlee.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
Rosie

Rosie

Location
South Wales
Drat. Today it Nearly Happened but at the last minute it went wrong.

Dad went out shoppin so mum did my Brekfast and I took her for a walk, then when we got back dad was home and mum was doing that thing with the koffeemaykr and YES dad went and got my bowl and YES he took it into the kitchin and YESYES he got out the Box of Brekfast and YESYESYES he was Just About To Fill My Bowl......and then mum saw it and said nononohehasalreadyhadhisbrekfast and it all stopped.
Drat drat drat.

Every day I hope and hope and hope and hope. It has only Actually Happened a couple of times but I keep hoping.
 
A

Aitch

Location
Buckinghamshire UK
Rosie said:
Drat. Today it Nearly Happened but at the last minute it went wrong.

Dad went out shoppin so mum did my Brekfast and I took her for a walk, then when we got back dad was home and mum was doing that thing with the koffeemaykr and YES dad went and got my bowl and YES he took it into the kitchin and YESYES he got out the Box of Brekfast and YESYESYES he was Just About To Fill My Bowl......and then mum saw it and said nononohehasalreadyhadhisbrekfast and it all stopped.
Drat drat drat.

Every day I hope and hope and hope and hope. It has only Actually Happened a couple of times but I keep hoping.
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Pongo, don't stop hoping! My mum has cooked 20 sausages and then left them on the table twice! I keep checking the table just in case. I got them all. They must have been for me after all.

Amber.
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

THank you Lilly and Meg(han), I only have to wear it now when hoomans go out. But that has only been twice. I am very good at not licking it anymore, cause I get a treat instead. So now I have learned to pretend to lick and I get a treat....
Still have to be on a leash and no play, but daddy said not long now and be back to normal. What you mean I already jump the sofa, fly down the stairs if you are not quick...

H
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
I did bitin with Mother today. She wos sittin on the hooman bed puttin her furry warm nightime shoes on an I put me front paws on her nees an I did hair bitin an fiercefiercegrowlin. An Mother did bitinback an sed she wos goin to eat me ears allup cos they is sososilky an bootiful but we wos just purtendin an not reely fierceatall. Twas snuggley an luvlee reely.
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
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