The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

I got up a 4:48 cuz I fanseed a poo. An a wee. Woz luvlee to heer the berds.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Atemas]

I woz in the dog hus yesterday. Mumsie was paintin the fence and I smelt and saw cat on the soil. I just grabbed it and Mumsie saw me. She woz not at all happy and made me drop it. She wuz cross wiv me and was muttering ‘every time I dig a border, a cat comes and sh*ts on it’. I did eat sum of it and she said loudly ‘that is absolutely disgustin Red, you beta not b sick from that’.

She was kind later cuz I has hurt my leg - she says I has pulled a mussle - we played ’s in the bun tray and she rubbed my poorly leg

Red

 

[Beanwood]

ooooooh! I had pee-za tonite...I founded it, an played a game wiv dad. I runned and runned with da pee-za and he runned and runned too!

Otter ( now full of pee-za)

 

[SwampDonkey]

We as stwar berrwies otta we luv them. Betta than pezza all juci and nice. Yum
Iver

 

[Candy]

I hav had me tee. That's been it tonite. Sum of it wos in me snuffle mat so that wos nice but wot about me kong? And wot has happened to Friday Night Pub And Treets And Frends?
Snot rite.
GGJ, Sad Dog.
xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, Mother ses it's only Wensday so it is Twerly for awl that ennyway.
Hmmff! Sallways Twerly.
GGJ XXXXXXX

 

[MrChew]

I got in trubble this morning becos dad was outside an the front gate wuz open. Normally I stay inside becos I am goodboi but today I could smell my fren Bess outside and I jus went to say hello. Dad got all huffy an puffy. I dunno why. I wouldn't hav gon far. I hadn't even had brekfast yet!

 

[VanillaBean]

I knew sometying was rong this morning. Daddy just took me to toilet and then we wnet staright back to sleep, no breakfast....then when we did get up, still no breakfast but a walk. But no treats, nothing, nada, ziltch....I did get some bunny poo in the walk, and when I picked up a stick I normally swap it for a treat, nope nothing. Then got home and car came out...I knew it alien bum lady trip...
well when daddy was going to leave me I wanted to walk back out with him so I pulled, but to no avail.....then got ever so sleepy and now I am sore and sleepy waiting to go home...still starrving...

H

 

[VanillaBean]

I got breakfast after my sista had gone. peace and quiet in the house today....I do miss her really, but you know can't tell her that...

V

 

[edzbird]

Heck, Honey. Bad start the day...hope you get home soon. For breakfast.

I Know what you mean, Vanilla. My sister-Sparkle is very full on so a bit of peace would be welcome.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

H hope you sore bits is Okay an ye get brekkie when you is home.
Sorry you has an ouchy from alien bum lady.
I is sending you gentil kissy face to make you feel betta.
Woof Hunter

 

[SwampDonkey]

I met the biggest dog ever! He made me fall over e was sooooo big. Then I ad zoomies cos he was being big. E chased me an ibfid bowed but i ran off he was soooo big. Ging says es nice. E is a dog d bow. I had to have a cuddle wiv Hong when e went he was massive
Iver tiny dog

 

[edzbird]

Hapi cuz Binky as bin mendid.

 

[Lab_adore]

I hopes your saw leg gets betta soon Red my fren

Honey, ouchie, hope you feel betta soon

Did you get a HOLE peeza Otter? I only gets bits of crust wen my hoomans have peeza. Not fair

 

[Rosie]

I met the biggest dog ever! He made me fall over e was sooooo big. Then I ad zoomies cos he was being big. E chased me an ibfid bowed but i ran off he was soooo big. Ging says es nice. E is a dog d bow. I had to have a cuddle wiv Hong when e went he was massive
Iver tiny dog

Iver I am a big dog is he bigger than me?
I like big dogs becoz little dogs sumtimes get barky and bitey at me cos they say I'm scary but that isn't true cos I am gentleboyPongo. I get sad when they get barky and scared and won't play. Will you play with me?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Iver I am a big dog is he bigger than me?
I like big dogs becoz little dogs sumtimes get barky and bitey at me cos they say I'm scary but that isn't true cos I am gentleboyPongo. I get sad when they get barky and scared and won't play. Will you play with me?

Yep but don't forget I am a bear grrr grrr I might friken you. I would chase you till you sweepy. I'm avin a bit of a sweep now

 

[Loraseal]

Little big hooman had a buffday today...so I had peeza too Miss Otter. Yummie in my tummie!
Mama had chikin...so I had that too!
Miss Meg how dus you keep je toyz Binky zo cleen?
Hunter X

 

[edzbird]

Hunter..my sili mum dus taiyke him awaiye becus we tug an mess. Binky got so soggi-wet he iz now in the hot cubberd to driye owte. We got a hyooj bol insted. A presunt from Scooby she sez.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Oh DOG! We got DUCK. HEaven..............

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

I am back but feeling really sorry for my self last night. I fighted and fighted not wanting to go to sleep, cause I cried and was sore...eventually I went to sleep. Then I woke up in really early and was licking myself...well they shaved my tummy and it is itching....so daddy put this thing around my head so I could no longer lick...not impressed. even with the saddest of eyes nothing would remove it until I woke up...
well I am still trying to lick cause it is annoying me, daddy put some cream on to try and stop it....
now I am all sleepy as I also got a a little walk in the morning, but I was tired after so have been sleeping...

H