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Lab_adore

Lab_adore

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Sydney, Australia
Wow Roobin, what a fun thing to do and you is a hewo to me too.

Wispa, Mum did huff and puff when I nicked the paper towels but she shoodnt spend so much time on the tappy thing.

I still can't jump over the baby gate Winsa. You is cleva. Mum sed I'm too chunky and clumsy. She is mean. I'm only fortyonepointeight.
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

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Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
I met too noo frens on my arvo walk. There waz Matilda whose a gold en treever and Paddy who is a groopadoodle. We played bitey face and did run run run. Then wen we were back home there was a VISITOR. Not a Visitor like my human grandpa but a stranger danger :eek:. He talked to Dad out the front an I thort he was going to murder and burgle so I barked and barked but Mum woodnt let me down the stairs. I am feroshus gard dog. Grrrrr
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
We had a vistor yesterday too..he came to mend the oil pipe that me n Miss Sparkle did probably run in to & break - oops. Well I hate the Oil Man normally but thus time he did not come in, but every time he did KnockKnocKnock on the back door me an Meg(an Sparkle did BarkBarkBark back - well we are taking this Soshul Distncing very serious. We are In Charge. Then he went but he left his Smell in the garden so we did a lot of SniffSniffSniff. It was a Busy Day.

- Coco
 
HAH

HAH

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Location
Devon, UK
Amber Amber, I need more walks too! Onlee one is dull dull dull. Now I like to bark when Iā€™m bored, and squeak squeak squeak altho sumtimes even I don no why! And at nitetime I also like to go (quiet) wheeeeep..........(louder) wheeeeeppp......(louder) wheeeeeeppp.... til Curly comes to tek me outside and gives me biskits an says nitenite quietnow. Sumtimes I do that 3 times in the nitetime! Wuff.
*Kipper*
 
Natalie

Natalie

I keep getting stuck in places. I get stuck in my bed, stuck on the sofa, and stuck on the other bed which is soft and cuddly and I don't know where it ends and where the floor starts. Just like you Kipper, I do a tiny little hmmmmph noise, then bigger huuuuummmmmmmppp noise then I go WOOOF! I am stuck! Help ! I am marooooooned in my bed!

But then mum and dad call me, and I can hear them getting a gravy bone out the box in the kitchen and suddenly I am magically unstuck! And I can jump off my bed and get the gravy bone!

What is going on?

Love Monty xx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Natalie said:
I keep getting stuck in places. I get stuck in my bed, stuck on the sofa, and stuck on the other bed which is soft and cuddly and I don't know where it ends and where the floor starts. Just like you Kipper, I do a tiny little hmmmmph noise, then bigger huuuuummmmmmmppp noise then I go WOOOF! I am stuck! Help ! I am marooooooned in my bed!

But then mum and dad call me, and I can hear them getting a gravy bone out the box in the kitchen and suddenly I am magically unstuck! And I can jump off my bed and get the gravy bone!

What is going on?

Love Monty xx
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Monty, sumtimes I gets stuck in the gardin, even if the door is still open and Mother is saying Come on Joyjoy it's COLD! Somehow I just am stuck until I hear the gravybone tin rattel. Then just like yoo say it is MAJIC an I can run run runrunrun in the house to Mother. Mother ses she dus not noe how we wood manage wivout the rattlelee gravybone tin. It always m makes me come running becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Natalie said:
Also I have now decided that 6.30 is breakfast time. Not 7.30 or 8.

It turns out I now always need a poo at 6.30, and if we're all up, I should definitely eat breakfast. Just for convenience, of course.

Monty xx
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I has breakfast at 4 now Monty! Me and Mother wake up then an I put me paws on her bed Veryverysweetly an I kiss her elbow an she ses OK Joy, I suppose I need a wee enyway an then I gets me brekfast an then we dus more sleepin. Swerfatry!
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
Natalie

Natalie

Wow GGJ breakfast at 4! I didn't know that is possible. It's not even sunshiney then. I will have to ask old jessicat to wake me up even earlier.

I do think mum and dad will say ' no Monty, it's twirley. Go back to sleep.. ' they like sleep.
They should do what I do and sleep in the afternoon. Then they could have breakfast at 4! Mmmmmm bacon and eggs and toast.
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Monty, sadly Mother is always saying it's Twerly.
Twerly for walks, Twerly for tea, awl Veryverysad.
Also I onlee gets a bit of kibble at 4, then strate backtobedJoy. GoodGirl. Then nuffin more till treetsonwalk for beinverygood. That's MUCH later, an onlee if I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess snoteasy yoonoe.
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

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Location
Sydney, Australia
Yeah...it's alwayz twerly for EVERYTHING. I waked mum up for my pre-walk Kong today and she said 'twerly maxx go back to sleep'. So I licked her toes until she got up. Heh heh

I didn have my arvo walk today cos Dad is cooking soop. I betta get some. They had the chooken out on the table to unfrost and I very neerly got it....just had my chin on the table when Dad spotted me. Bugga
 
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