The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Not sure about person-biting....I am a REALLY good boy . I do bite my Meg(an) Sparkle but never never peoples. No no.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

I bitey mama on the bumma when she will not play wiv me.

 

[Lab_adore]

So the hoomans were bustlin' an cleanin' an I new something was afoots. Shore enuf we got a vizitah! Dad's fren Dave came over and now they gone to fren Pauls horse. That's where nugget lives who is my fren the black labbydore. It's our first vizitah since iso....whatever that is.

Anywaze me an mum gonna have fun an she is ever so happee to have sum time to herself with the re-moat (if I don't nick it heh heh)

 

[MrChew]

The bald puppy ate all his lazanya an didn't even share wiv me. So rood.

I had a cry.

 

[Candy]

Me and Mother have been in the gardin neely Alldaylong! Sbeen luvlee an I did lyin in the flowers an lookin veryverybootiful. I hav helped Mother to eet coocumber an melan. They is awl cold an wet an deelishus. I fink I got them becos I lied in the flowers an looked bootiful an becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

GGJ there's anover bear on ere. I saw I'm he's a brown bear and hes got me old clothes on.
Iver grrr

 

[Candy]

Iver, don't wurry! I don't fink he is as fierce an brave an growly as yoo an ennyway I will always be yor frend and Rory's tooooo of course.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Do you fink he'd like to come play ,?

 

[Natalie]

Rufffff! I'm a big brown bear and nothing scares me! I've got me big bruvver Monty to help me out. I stand under him if I get a bit scared. Which I don't, eva, cos I'm just like Scrappy Doo. When mom picks me up I just keep on running with my legs in the air!
Iver I tried on some clothes today and I think they smell of you. But mostly I like being nekkid, hehehe.

I want to come and play with everyone all day cos I never need to sleep nor nuthin. I do big, big, bitey face foreva and eva. And bitey toes and tails and legs and tummies and willies. Also for eva.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You sound a beefy brave boy you must come round. I like bein a Bear and nekkid too.

 

[Candy]

Ooooh! Iver an Bear! I hope yoo wood be gentul if we met to play. I am not very ruff or fierce. I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Aitch]

My big hooman brother has moved back here. He is exciting and plays sometimes. We all get cited when he comes out of his room and that makes Toby barkandbarkandbark. Mummy said he has to stay in his room all day or we have to have Tobes bark taken out and we have to find a job to pay for it.

Worried Amber.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I am not very ruff or fierce. I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

Don’t wuwwy GGJ. Me an my sista, Lilly, will cum an play wif yoo agen. We had lots an lots of fun lastime!
Oreo! Xxxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Don’t wuwwy GGJ. Me an my sista, Lilly, will cum an play wif yoo agen. We had lots an lots of fun lastime!
Oreo! Xxxxxxxx

Yesss! We DID Oreo didn't we? I liked yoo and Lilly Veryverymuch, also Pepper hoo wos a nice gentul boy an my frend Tatze wos there too! Please come back an play agen Soooooon.
GGJ.XXXXXXX

 

[SwampDonkey]

I jus like to pllaaaayyyy! I will be gentul thoug

 

[MrChew]

I met a luvvly big girl doggo today. She was a gee ess pee an she wuz bootiful. I got a bit silly an bouncy an mum an the girl dogs dad had a laff about silly yung gundogs. Hmph.

 

[snowbunny]

I dun unnerstand. Mum did promise that I wud cum see you GGJ an play wiv you (eversogentlee) an Pepper an EVRYWON but I din get to.

Wuz I BadGirlSquidge?

 

[Candy]

I fort yoo wos comin to play too Squidge. I fort we wos goin to be Nuts in May and hav May Hem.
I doeno wot happened eiver but I doenfink yoo hav been BadGirlSquidge I fink it is sumfin strange to do wiv hoomans. Doenwurry, I am still yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[Loraseal]

I saw the white bag...and that means BEECH!!! It is a big hullyday here and we went orly to the BEECH. I luv luve the BEECH. Mama sayz I ovver did it an have to rest. I am vewy sleepie nou.
zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[MrChew]

I had a sooper fun time at the park with mum, her fren Shinayd an their labbydor Doris. Doris is a bit old an didn't want to play much so I kept runnin off to my other fren Daisy an borkin at her an her mum. Parrently I am a disgrase.