The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Got reel foode toodaiye. No kibbls agen but plentee Muck-Food...OK, not plentee, but better than yestday wen I had nuthink orl daiye. I did have to steel a roste potatoe yestday and I sikked it (lol) an dad did complaiyne lowdly but mum woz in bed an did bee asleep even thowe shee wozunt an dad had to cleen it up. So funnee.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
It is ot Ifer bearr grrr, I woz ot I did go for walk in kool woodz I did not go lookin for hares, nooooo, not me :shake:

I did splash in kool warter and then I did lie in the kool shade in garden. Well, I did try but fing is this funny littel scrap of a fing as turned up here 2 days ago. It hazn't gon away yet. It's verry small and itz sumfing called A Bayby Dog. Wot is that? It smells like dog but is teenyweeny. It spends itz time with my hooman sister.

I'm kool wiv it though, it sort of potters about and sometimes it tries to get at my tummy and runs allova me, but as long as I get my teeee and go lookin for fezzies and have my sofa it's fine.
But I mussn play to rough though. Tiz diffcult coz it does want to play wiv me. any frens got any advice?

Cassseeee O
 
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