The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Granca]

Sniffing around and finding poo is all good, Toffee! Mum says I’m an expert!

Wispa

 

[edzbird]

Iyv got anutha boks. I luvs boksiz an I orlwaiys get them to RIP UP. Coco is reeelee kleva but he as no ideer abowte boksiz.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

I yam 2 yeers an ate munths old today. Mum sed fore more munths until I turn free wich is wen I turn majickly into a matyure calm boi.

I said BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!

 

[kateincornwall]

I goin to play skool soon , all my frens willbe there , Anna has this big fing on weels wen she feches me an I go in a cage fing to keep me safe then we get there an I can play and do gility and sumtymes a walk and its grate . Nelly carnt go cos she is too litle and preshus , I fink , Roobin x

 

[snowbunny]

I saw a norse. A big norse. She was even hoojer than me an her bum was rownder. An her tum tum too. Mum sed she was bout to be a mumma norse.
I did have a bark an a wiggle at her but she din wiggle back, she juss looked at me an went "neeeeee!".

Funny fings, norses.

Squidge

 

[kateincornwall]

My Mummy has fownd a litel parc , jus for me . Its oni a litel parc but there is a brig and I luv runnin over a brig , an Roobin has not bin there and nyver will he cos its me speshul plaice wen he gows to Play skool , Nelly xxxx

 

[edzbird]

dun a poo that luks liyke a poo. y'nowe - liyke a sossij. Or to. Bums bin unwel for a bit.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best collie)

 

[Candy]

My Mummy has fownd a litel parc , jus for me . Its oni a litel parc but there is a brig and I luv runnin over a brig , an Roobin has not bin there and nyver will he cos its me speshul plaice wen he gows to Play skool , Nelly xxxx

Oh Nelly, I am glad yoo hav been fownd a speshul plaice. Mother and me hav speshul plaices. We all need speshul plaices even if we are rather small.
Sumtimes I am a bit scared of briges thow, so yoo is VeryverybraveNelly.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

MUM WILL YOU GOW TO BED!
NEED BEWTEE SLEEPS.

Willow the tiuhd.

 

[snowbunny]

PEE ESS
STOP LISSNIN TO SHITE ON YOOTOOB.

 

[snowbunny]

I wud do ennyfin fur luv my pert roun beehind.

 

[snowbunny]

But wot is sexendrumsenrockinroll?

 

[Candy]

Hoo is there? Is it Willow or Shadow or Squidge or Ginny?
My Mother must gotobedsoon too. I keep telling her. She is norty and needs more trainin!
I am not norty, I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

I iz Willow. I iz tie-uhd. The others is sleepin. I no that Shaddow iz just wontin mum to go to bed so he ken sneekily weasily in wiv her. But he iz a softee.
I juss need QWYE- UHT!
SHUSH MUM!
No-won cares bout fings in reervew mirrurs.
Honestlee.
Shush now.

 

[snowbunny]

Eye ates cowpoo. Woz on a anssness. Made my tung tingle, like spicee.
Umnumnum.

Squidge

 

[Loraseal]

Hunter;s Hooman Trainin Log - week 1
Fwendz this twaining is not eazy
1: Recall - well mama is just pants
2: The Stare- This meanz I stare and I gets tweetz. Only appens on walkies. I ave now added zit and dwool to the Stare at home.
Betta wiv dwool

Fwendz hoe dus ye twain hoomans? I needz help!
Woof Hunter

 

[Lab_adore]

Hunter, wen they are ignorin' me I go up reel close and BARK BARK BARK. Works every time

 

[Candy]

Hav yoo tried Veryverysweet Sad Eyes?
Works a treet for me!
Yor frend,
GOODGIRLJOY XXXXXXX

 

[Lab_adore]

We is goin' owt for Dads birfday on Wensday. Notice I sed 'we'? I'm goin' too! It's a caffay that lets doggos go there. I neva been anywhere like that before. Mum sed she thinks it is a VERY BAD IDEA to take me. Why is she bein' so mean? But Dad sed I will be a good boi. Can't wait!

 

[kateincornwall]

Caffas is good Maxx , I went to one and got a hooman biscit , be a good boy if you can and then yu mite get one , Roobin xx