The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Parantly we were bad boys yesterday but we redeemed owerselvfs today by being super angels. We came back when called an walked beaut on ower leads. Good boys get venison yes they do

 

[MrChew]

We is goin' owt for Dads birfday on Wensday. Notice I sed 'we'? I'm goin' too! It's a caffay that lets doggos go there. I neva been anywhere like that before. Mum sed she thinks it is a VERY BAD IDEA to take me. Why is she bein' so mean? But Dad sed I will be a good boi. Can't wait!

I go to caffays all the time Maxx. The trick is to lye down right in the way. That way evferywun pays attenshun to yoo.

 

[edzbird]

I've been to caffeys too Maxx, even me, Coco, the Liability. We stopped going when Meg(an) Sparkle arrived. She is far too angry. I'd leave her at home though...but...well...we're not allowed.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Today I did dis. I am very proud.

 

[SteffiS]

That looks very helpfull Ivers. You are a real good boy.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[MrChew]

Today I did disView attachment 16398. I am very proud.

I'm even gooderer an ripped up all the astroturf wen I wuz a teenager. I helped mum an dad get new turf.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm very tired after all that and so I naps.

 

[snowbunny]

We wen on a wok by the river an it was sooo fun but we got to the bit where the uvver day mum was throwin the ballies and then pointing her black thingie at us an clickin. An so I sposed the same wiz gunna happen so I bounced an sed “ballie pleez mum”. But she sed “not today Willow-bear” an I woz awl sad.

Then I did hatch a deevyus plan. I found the freshest, smelliest cow poo I could an I rolled an rolled an rolled in it. An gess wot? Wen we got back to the ballie-throwy bit of river mum sed “in you go!” so I did go in but onlee up to my nees and then I did The Stare an mum sed “Oh I spose I can throw the ball” so she did an I swimmed bak an forf across the river and de-smellied. It woz brill.
Willow the Wise

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx - caffays are ace. Follow everybodies advise and you will be fine. Just make sure they don't tie you to the table if it is loose and you get excited and want to run off....but that could be funny cause then you would get loads of food on the ground....

Iver - you is very good. I did that once when I tried to dig a great big hole to yoo kay, but never made it out of the garden...

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum sed she had to move the caffay to Friyay cos of werk. She hasn even bort Dad a card. Naughty Mum

 

[Candy]

Sumfing is happenin frends! Me bed, me blanket, me Joy's Toys and me slippers that I am teechin Mother a noo game wiv hav all been wooshed in the wooshin machine! Now they is hangin on the werlyfing! Bloo Dinosaw is hangin by his tail!
I doeno wot's goin on!
Yor confoosed frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Atemas]

Mumsie saz I stink. We went to the beech then I found a ditch with black water in it. I went in. Mumsie called me, I woz having fun. Then she whistled so I ran back to her. She said ‘oh no Red look at you’. Daddy Hooman said in the car ‘the dog stinks. Mumsie has washed me but parently I still stink

The supposedly stinking Red

 

[snowbunny]

I orlso stink, Red. I had a soopa roll in deeelishus cowpoo rite at the start of owr wok. So I did get to play in the rivuh on the way back. But THEN - hehehe! - I foun anotha cowpoo rite neer the car an had another proper shoulder-grindy roll. An I woz wet from the rivuh so it did stick reallyreally well.

Willow the Unwashed

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin norty , weely norty an Mummy is not best pleesed wiv me , she sed I av bin like the madest of mad fings at the beech and at Anti Emilys howse , even my mate Carbon got fed up wiv me and I dunt no why , Roobin the Norty x

 

[SteffiS]

Wot yoo dun Roobin?

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[kateincornwall]

I was a bit mad I fink Toffee , I chased abowt and ran ofter anuver dog cos he had a ball , then I bin norty at Anti Emilys howse , I havin a nap now cos nortiness makes yu tired , Roobin x

 

[SteffiS]

Sounds awlrite to me Roobin, fink sumtimes Mums make a fuss over nuffin .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Candy]

I hav got me bed an me Joy's Toys back. I am in the flowers wiv Mr Bear.
That's better.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Flowers are the best place for a sleep on a hot day.

 

[edzbird]

I don't bL****y believe it! I am on a DIET! Mum says I am fat. Me! svelt-boy Coco. Just cuz my harness wouldn't do up. Really hungies now.

- Coco