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edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Buddy is so RUDE! Buddy is a norty black Labrador at school. He kept sticking his nose at me and poking me and sniffin my willy..well I told him. I told him several times to leave it out. But he wouldn't listen. He pulled his mum over and he stuck his head between my legs and went for my dangler again, so I snapped. Yes. I snapped. Me, mild mannered Coco. I snapped. My teeth clacked. Dad took me away from the rude boy. I love dogs..but man! He is rude.

- Coco
 
MrChew

MrChew

He must be very rood Coco. Even I no not to hassle willies an I'm parently notoriusly overfrenly. But not that frenly.

I had a play wif Maggy at the park this mornin. Well, I played with her ball an she played with my ball wile our mummies chatted bout werk or sumthin boring. I also borked. A lot. But it's okay becos Maggys mum sed I am luvly. :$
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
I weed on me leed. Mother ses that takes amazin skill an ackyoorassy. I fink that's her way of sayin
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx :smiledog:
edzbird said:
Buddy is so RUDE! Buddy is a norty black Labrador at school. He kept sticking his nose at me and poking me and sniffin my willy..well I told him. I told him several times to leave it out. But he wouldn't listen. He pulled his mum over and he stuck his head between my legs and went for my dangler again, so I snapped. Yes. I snapped. Me, mild mannered Coco. I snapped. My teeth clacked. Dad took me away from the rude boy. I love dogs..but man! He is rude.

- Coco
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Coco, yoo are rite. That is just too, too rood.That is not a GoodBoy! I am a black Labadore and I fink yoo wood find I am not rood at all. Nono, I have luvlee manners. Yoo wood not need to clack yor teef at me becos I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Jacqui-S

Jacqui-S

Moderator
Location
Fife, Scotland
SteffiS said:
I fownd a reellly big pile of cat poo this mornin, it wos tasty - but Mum said 'DROP' and I did :angel: . Ripple said I shuld be ashamed to be a labrador :$ .

Toffee - the not norty one
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Toffeee, thts why I like walkin wif Mum in the mawning......the puzzy kats hav bin owt fur ther mawning poop on the rowd we walk down. :giggl:

Lilly x B)
(parentli sumfin abowt not teachin owld dogz nu twikz :sealedlips: )
 
kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
I was in trubble the over day . Mummy had bin owt in the gardin , pullin weads owt and makin it luk pretti , then she got that monsta fing owt of the shed , its a strange fing , she has to push it an it cuts the grass . I was wachin her doin all this stuff , then she went in for a rest and I fort it mite be nice to dig a hole, so I did do but she dint preciate it at all, oh no she did not . She sed I was a norty boy , Me ?? So I wached her fill in my butiful hole , an then she put a box ova it and sed I must not do that agin so I wont do , for a littel wile , Roobin xx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
I also fink that man looks scary Iver. I fink yoo is brave to eat his legs. Today I have been Veryverybizzy. I walked froo the woods to the More wiv Mother. I played wiv Bobby, then Dexter then Gus. Wen we got home I had to bark at the man who makes the water run over the windows, then take him my Bloo Dinosaw. Then I had to bark at the man taking away all the fings Mother puts outside on a Toosday. Then take him Mister Croc. Then I had to bark at a man who brought sumfing for Mother in a box. Then I had to bark at Another man wiv sumfing in a box. Then me an Mother did Games In The Gardin. Then I got me tea, at last. Now I have had me Kong and I am I fink wot Mother wood call Eggsaucetid. But Mother has larfed a lot, so I fink I have been
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx :dug:
 
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