The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

It was s frog, not even a big one.
Rory the disbelieving

 

[Emily]

Funny thing happened today. Mum got the pram thing out which always meant walks but I haven't seen it in forever.

Anyway, I got cited and ran to my collar and lead but mum said no walks, just gettin reddy.

Reddy for wot? Nafan normally walks with me, not in the pram thing. Strange

 

[VanillaBean]

Maybe the pram thing is for you? We have seen doggies in those pram thingies...when we do we laugh though..

V & H

 

[Lab_adore]

Uh oh......I smell a rat. Not a reel rat but a rat that has a hose an soapy stuff. It's called a BARF. Dad got the big sham poo bottle out and now he's hooking up the hose

 

[Emily]

Uh oh......I smell a rat. Not a reel rat but a rat that has a hose an soapy stuff. It's called a BARF. Dad got the big sham poo bottle out and now he's hooking up the hose

Barfs are the best! All that scratching and warm water - what's not to like??

 

[Emily]

Maybe the pram thing is for you? We have seen doggies in those pram thingies...when we do we laugh though..

V & H

I don't fink it's a dog pram. It's the one Nafan used to go in. Maybe he doesn't want to walk anymore
Or maybe it's for mum. She as been a bit slow on our walks

 

[Lab_adore]

Barfs are the best! All that scratching and warm water - what's not to like??

Dunno, jus don like it. Don like the soap stuff. Do like the towel at the end tho. Mum sed now I smell luvly and I'm all fluffy. Must admit the itchies go away

 

[kateincornwall]

I seen the bum lady yesterday cos I maid a rite mess of me nale on me paw , it was all jaggy and bleedin a bit but she did sort it owt for me , then I had a jection an a biscit an the gerls maid a rite fuss of me, so then I wos happy , Roobin xx

 

[edzbird]

My morning started veri wel, plaid chaiysse the bol with Coco in the raiyne - he so sloe! BUT it orl went down hil veri kwiklli afta that. I went to BUM LAIYDEE..only she neva got neer me bum Oh no, no no. I did put up a massif fiyte frens but mum of orl peeple pinnd me to the worl and BUM LAIYDEE stuck me with a needul. OUCHIES. Then, wood yoo bileev it she did triye an maiyke frens with me. No, no, no. I triye an biyle hur but me stoopid nose caiyge maiyde it im poss ibul. Enni waiye - not hapi. Got cheez thowe, thats gud.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Guys can I just ask do any of you bite your mum's bum when they do Dustin cos I always do but Rawi says no Iver you don't do that. I fink its fun an I do not bit ard but polishin makes me bite bums. Great Ng told me to bu**we off, so rude.
Iver the bitey bum dog

 

[edzbird]

Umm, no Iver. I've never bit me mum. Not her bum or anywhere. I think that might be considered "norty".

- Coco

 

[snowbunny]

Dunno, Mum never duz dustin.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well I always bite er bum on the way to park and way back, I thought it might make Dustin more fun. You should try it Coco it's so fun when they squeek. I know what you mean Squidgy I fink my bitiness was triggered by shock cos I'm 1 now and have never seen the glass polishy phenomenon before. I fort it was excitin but I'm napping now

 

[Loraseal]

Iver I lyke to byte mama's bum when she ignorze me in the kitchin. Dunna know what dustin iz. I byte her gental and pullz her top. I am a Ninja so she forgets that I am there so I have to remind her.
Woof Hunter

 

[Lab_adore]

Dunno, Mum never duz dustin.

Yeah I herd mum say dustin is silly

 

[Lab_adore]

I gently bytz mums sleeve wen she is on the tappy thing and she is ignorin' me an then I BARK BARK BARK!! an she holds her hed in her paws

 

[Candy]

I like to bite Mother's hair wen she puts her Sockson. I gets a bit cited wen she puts her Sockson cos it yooshally meens Goin Out. I only bites Veryverygentully cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I never ever bites ard GGJ jus so see knows I got teefs

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Tha best fing to do is go rites up and sniffs you’re hoomans bum
Oreo

 

[edzbird]

ha best fing to do is go rites up and sniffs you’re hoomans bum

I second that.

- Coco