Wiv fur clothes or wiv out?
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Isle of Man
tbh nekkid is best - they squeal louder and jump higher,
- Coco
- Coco
Does the ambient temperature of the nose have any effect Coco?
- Location
- Isle of Man
Ho Ho! Yes! Cold and wet for best effect.
- Coco
- Coco
K I will give it a go.
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Agweed.
- Location
- Isle of Man
I am looking forward to your report Iver.
- Coco
- Coco
Got to catch em naky Coco. I'm not so good at sneaky
Guys guys guys and evrybuddy - I bin to the vet bumman 2 days ago an I was the gudest boy cus I bin practising wiv Curly, an he lifted me legs an prodded me showdas an sed hmm, big boy, he's putson sum likdown wait...an I did wait an I wus lying down but he didn give me nuffin to lik? Strange.
So bascally, my Curly an my Blondie keep lookin at me funny an sayin 'moovinokay?' an I jus smile and given them a lik or a nosetuch justincase.
But ALSO I think maybes sumthink is steelin my biskits? Becos there ain't so many, an I did ask my hoomans but they jis sed that's all there is for now, til I stop being a smorl horse. I don think I'm a smorl horse. Maybe this horse is steelin me biskits? Help plees.
So bascally, my Curly an my Blondie keep lookin at me funny an sayin 'moovinokay?' an I jus smile and given them a lik or a nosetuch justincase.
But ALSO I think maybes sumthink is steelin my biskits? Becos there ain't so many, an I did ask my hoomans but they jis sed that's all there is for now, til I stop being a smorl horse. I don think I'm a smorl horse. Maybe this horse is steelin me biskits? Help plees.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Kipper, hav yoo tried sitting Veryveryhard and doing Sadeyes? It yooshally werks for me.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Kipper matey. I fink you iz on a DIEHIT!
Me elbooz have hurty en mama sez DIEHIT.
Hoomans iz stwange. No fun. I share ye pain Kipper
Woof Hunter
Me elbooz have hurty en mama sez DIEHIT.
Hoomans iz stwange. No fun. I share ye pain Kipper
Woof Hunter
- Location
- Isle of Man
I'm still on a DIE IT too. Not fair cuz my kibbles are very few. An I got no chikkin when they cut it up today because "Meg(an) Sparkle is still in recovery".. I have to do something about this.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
Am gettin lodes of foode on MY diyit. Loads! Me hippies ar still pokey-owtey and me ribbies still showe, so I stil get lots of speshul foodes. I luv diyits.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
I licked Nafan's bum when he was waitin for the barf. You know one of those licks where you just walk past an do one lick as you go. He larfed and larfed.
I didn't get to go in his barf wif him tho.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
A lick is a nice kind fing to do Ella. I does lots of licks to Mother. They make her larf and larf and that means I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Pee Ess, I don't lick her bum thow, just mostly her face, Lotsanlots of kisses, just to make her larf an larf. 
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
We've had water from the sky for two dayz now - lots an lots. I haven't had my walk this mornin' 
I had a walk this morning but no walk yesterday so I showted an showted this morning till daddy took me out.We've had water from the sky for two dayz now - lots an lots. I haven't had my walk this mornin'
Parently unkle steeve is coming over this afternoon. He isn't reely my unkle but is dad's best fren. Daddy sez Rowan shud call him "weerd unkle steeve." I like unkles. An Nannas. Nannas are the best.
- Location
- Isle of Man
I've been to the nice Bum Lady today. I was a bit nervous, but I needn't have been, she was ever so nice. She didn't bother with my bum (phew!) but she had a look and poke everywhere else. She did stick me with her needle but tbh, it didn't hurt. Then she gave me a biscuit. Well two biscuits. Yumm. I was pronounced "A Good Boy".
Mum made me sit on the scales & she did declare "One and a half kilos Coco. One and a half". I'm surprised I don't blow away I'm so light...but she said "we'll keep on the die yit for bit longer" Eh??? Confused.
- Coco
Mum made me sit on the scales & she did declare "One and a half kilos Coco. One and a half". I'm surprised I don't blow away I'm so light...but she said "we'll keep on the die yit for bit longer" Eh??? Confused.
- Coco
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Well we all got in the big car this mornin but drived straight past the park. Then we drived to a place where there were lotsa cars an Mum hopped owt and got in my car an left me with Dad in the big car....keep up pupsters.....and then me an Dad drived home and that was my 'walk'. WHAT? There's still water coming from the skies an these hoomans dont reelize I'm an all weather dog. Dad did say he will take me later. When is later?