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HAH

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I wukked it out dogfrens! Parently there's a shortage of biskits for me cus of this Corvid monsta. Reckons it mus be very big cus it's eetin EVERYTHIN an efen the hoomans are nervus an stayathome. I did look it up an a Corvid is a big crow which compleetly makes sens.
*Kipper*
 

Lab_adore

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I feel yore pain Kipper fren. We saw my little fren Sam yestiday for the first time in ages and Sam's mum (who I used to like) sed to Mum and Dad 'Maxx has put on waite'. They looked at me and sed 'yes he has, hasn't he?'. So las night and this mornin' mum measured out me bikkies and then....horror.....poured some backin the contayner! An Dad sed 'no more cheez for you Maxx'.

So mebbe my Mum is the BadBadBad Covidcrow and stealin' yore bikkies too Kipper?

Maxx
The starving one :'(
 
Guyz yoo need to be more like me. Mum always sez I yam a skinnyminnee. Even the bum lady sez I am justrite.
Nice Bum Lady said I was JustRight, but mum thinks she knows better....one and a half kilos...pah! Going for a run in a bit. We've got the Speshl Field to ourselves again. Oh, I didn't mention that did I ? Well it's a Speshl Field. And it's all ours. We feel like Lord Coco & Lady Meg(an) Sparkle. Our OWN field. The other field we got to is also Ours, but mum reckons we have to watch out there...anyway...I'm waffling.

- Coco
 
I had a luvly play with Maggie at the park this mornin. We chaysed the Bol an I let her take it right out of my mouf. I don't care, sharing is fine.

But then Maggie rolled in the wet an got taken away for a barf an her mum called her a delinkwint. I'm not a delinkwint becos I never rolls in anything. :angel:
 
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