The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[snowbunny]

I wud
Willow

 

[Jacqui-S]

I got turkee. An fishz skinz. An gwaybeez.
Mmmm.
Pawrentlee Sofee alzo haz pawzekko fur uz.

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Ooo @Candy 's Joy, you are looking extremely guapa in your new bandana!

Fanks!

 

[SteffiS]

We had the bestest Chrismus day, we went to beech! Stoopid Toffee burid his ball over and over . I did reelly well at pre tendin to be gud, so Mum let me off the lead. RESULT! I runned all the way back along the beech to the pooey smells but then Mum went and showted 'cheeses' , an I fort shall I , shan’t I , but I did, I runned back to Mum and she said I wos everso gud and I got lodes of cheeses.
Then we went home and had presents, Mum said I culd win a speed present openin compatishun. Stoopid Toffee culdn’t open his, so I openined his and eeted half his treets befour he culd go tellin to Mum .

Ripple - Christmas Superstar

 

[kateincornwall]

I wes norty agin today but Mummy dint tell me off cos she sed I carnt help it cos its my hormoans or sumfink like that . I did smel a nice smel, it was a girlie smel fing an I dint lisen to Mummy, no I did not but I did go bak to her, ventualy . Frens I do not undastand it at all cos I luv to go bak to Mummy wen she calls me but I was ovacum wiv thorts abowt the girlie , Mummy gived me a cuddal , Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

It happens to us too reubs we smell that smell but we've learned to ignore it a bit so we com to ging and we go home.

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Mis amigos, as soon as I get to Cornwall in my time machine, I am running to Reuben and Nellie's house to live with Aunty Kate and Paul. I am sure that Paul will let me in the door despite the Social Distancing and feed me sausages. Why? Because ML is NOT GIVING ME MY DINNER! Despicable human! Bad monkey butler!

It is a good thing that I ate dirt and grass today on our walk. ML stopped me but I had a preeemoneeetion that she was going to STARVE me, so I snuck in a little more dirt here and there. Just a little.

Thank goodness when I vomited up "ohmygodthatsagallonofmudandgrassandwhyontheonlyruginthehouserightbeforeweleaveCarbon", my very intelligent tummy held on to a bit of it. Otherwise I would die overnight and then would ML not feel HORRIBLE that she had killed me dead?

Reuben, warm up the sausages, I am COMING!

 

[edzbird]

Oh Oh Oh we've got duck. Duck is the BEST thing EVER. Well we haven't got it yet but I, with the help of Missy Sparkle, have tracked it from the garage, to the kitchen, to the sink, to the roasting tray, to high up on top of the dog food bin on top of the counter, to the stove top where it did get stabbed and rubbinged with salt then I saw it go into the oven. We shared the neck. Got to wait now for it to come out of the oven. Duck Duck Duck Duck...I love Duck.

- Coco

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

I do not have to run away from home anymore. I vomited up "ohmygodthatsmoremudandtheorangetreatsthatAnjagaveyou" and then just a lot of muddy water and then just yellow water. As a result, I looked so sad and felt so empty that ML gave me a tiny amount of special food. Normally I would complain about a "tiny amount" of anything, but my tummy is so sad that the tiny amount was enough.

Now I am very sleepy. I hope tomorrow is a better day because I have people to see and places to bounce. Pfft!

 

[edzbird]

The Duck Is Out.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

The best fing abowt the Housewivnostairs is that I still get me Kong by the Fireinametalbox when the hoomans have whine

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Ooooo I am back! Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy Señor Carbon!!!! Plus ML is packing and THAT means we are going to Cornedbeefwall soon.


Que bien, que bien!

(pee ess ML says if I ever eat dirt again it will mean I am stupid but she knows that I am muy inteligente, so OF COURSE she does not have to worry about another episode like yesterday. I think she is playing Ninja Mind Games with me...)

 

[VanillaBean]

The Duck Is Out

Coco it should not be out it should be in, in we say in your tummy. Your hoomans must explain..

V & H

 

[VanillaBean]

We are so tired, we been for loads of walks and plays today's. We also so loads of people who wanted to say hello to us so we obliged of course. I even went on a bouncy pillow by mistake, honest.
My sista is sleeping and I am also very sleepy. Time to join my sista in snooring I think

V

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oweo is tiyad afta chazin deerz.
I wuz moor senzibul.

Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Yoo jus cant keep up Lillee!!
I am QUEEN deerz chazer

Oweo x

 

[edzbird]

Coco it should not be out it should be in, in we say in your tummy. Your hoomans must explain..

V & H

Oh yes! The Duck most certainly did go in my tummy.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

We have been to the beach and played and rolled and swam and dug and and and...so tired now

H

 

[Lab_adore]

My mum is missing

 

[MrChew]

My mum is missing

My mum sed yor mum will be bak soon. She's just gone to the hooman vet. *Hugs*