The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

Back from the beach. Played swimmy fetch, dug in the sand, chased and played with new friend Milo, a chocolate Labrador. He lives in a house on wheels next door (but has to sleep outside). We told him he can sleep with us tonight, he may come over later.

Now time for a snooze...

V & H

 

[Lab_adore]

'Nilla 'Nilla! We goin' to beech too! Mum an Dad are packing and scurrying an we will go in big car an stay for 3 or 4 big sleeps. Can't wayte!

 

[VanillaBean]

Excellent Maxxiboy, enjoy the beach and make sure uou get plenty of swimmy fetch, roll around in the sand and then give your hoomans a shower....life is good

V

 

[SwampDonkey]

I did bite did very ard.
Iver the destructive

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bited it again!

 

[Candy]

Oh Iver! Is that yor boll? Dus it still werk? A broken boll is a Veryvery sad fing!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh Iver! Is that yor boll? Dus it still werk? A broken boll is a Veryvery sad fing!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

It's a wobbler I bited it

 

[Candy]

Iver! Tis a Kong! How did yoo do that to a Kong?
I am a Nexpert at Kongs but I Neverever have dun that to one! Yoo must be Veryvery fierce!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

A Kong Wobbler! Yoo bited it! I jus push mine all gently wiv my velvety nose and eat the stuff wot falls out. I don't bite it, Neverever cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

How did you do that, Iver? You must be super-clever! I wish I could make a big hole like that to get the treats out more quickly. You’re a star!

Wispa x

 

[Lab_adore]

I yam in orr Iver Fren. Even I cant bite through my wobbler an I have very tuff teefs!

 

[MrChew]

An I fort wobblers are indestructibble! Wow.

We had a big bushwalk today an me an smol hooman are tired. We onlee have smol legs.

 

[MrChew]

Also, we saw a big bokser puppy wat was pulling on the leed and it's hooman HIT it on the noze. My mummy was very angree but we were on the other side of the rode so she couldn't showt at the man.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I yam in orr Iver Fren. Even I cant bite through my wobbler an I have very tuff teefs!

Bitey teefs

 

[kateincornwall]

I carnt hav 2 warks now cos Mummy dis say its the lor, oni one wark a day so thats rubish I fink . Is any fens oni havin one wark now ? She sed she will play wiv me in the gardin , tis not the saim , Roobin xx

 

[Lab_adore]

I carnt hav 2 warks now cos Mummy dis say its the lor, oni one wark a day so thats rubish I fink . Is any fens oni havin one wark now ? She sed she will play wiv me in the gardin , tis not the saim , Roobin xx

Sumtimes rooben wen the wet from the sky is too much
An mum sed yooze have sno an that's even worser

 

[SteffiS]

I carnt hav 2 warks now cos Mummy dis say its the lor, oni one wark a day so thats rubish I fink . Is any fens oni havin one wark now ? She sed she will play wiv me in the gardin , tis not the saim , Roobin xx

My Mum says I can ave 2 warks cos it’s animal wellfair pparently, but I didn’t see no fairs on my wark this mornin, maybe cos it wos dark. Anyways I didn’t on my wark so I HAVE to wark again (ERRGENTLY Mum!)

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Day 7 of my imprisonment, mis amigos. It is getting dire. I can look through the gate, but not go past it. I can see my puppy friend Sydney through the fence, but I cannot get close enough to nibble on his ears. ML has started to lose her already strange human mind by hopping around the house and making me run through her legs. She says soon we will have a whole dance routine. Pfft! That is nice and all, but I would really rather just go to the beach and smell dead things.

 

[snowbunny]

You mean roll on dead things, rite?

Willow

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

No, I do NOT mean "roll". I rolled ONE TIME in some delicious sheep poo during our first visit to Cornedbeefwall, and ML poured five bottles of water over me before she would let me back in the car. The BIG bottles that she keeps in the back of the TARDIS in case of global apocalypse.

Since then, there is nothing dead enough that is better than the horrible fate of so much wet from above. So I sniff delicately, I do not roll.

And when ML is not looking, I EAT the dead thing, claro que sí, OF COURSE. I may be a gentleman, but I am still a LABRADOR!