The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

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I carnt hav 2 warks now cos Mummy dis say its the lor, oni one wark a day so thats rubish I fink . Is any fens oni havin one wark now ? She sed she will play wiv me in the gardin , tis not the saim , Roobin xx
My Mum says I can ave 2 warks cos it’s animal wellfair pparently, but I didn’t see no fairs on my wark this mornin, maybe cos it wos dark. Anyways I didn’t 💩 on my wark so I HAVE to wark again (ERRGENTLY Mum!)

Toffee - the not norty one
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Day 7 of my imprisonment, mis amigos. It is getting dire. I can look through the gate, but not go past it. I can see my puppy friend Sydney through the fence, but I cannot get close enough to nibble on his ears. ML has started to lose her already strange human mind by hopping around the house and making me run through her legs. She says soon we will have a whole dance routine. Pfft! That is nice and all, but I would really rather just go to the beach and smell dead things.
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
No, I do NOT mean "roll". I rolled ONE TIME in some delicious sheep poo during our first visit to Cornedbeefwall, and ML poured five bottles of water over me before she would let me back in the car. The BIG bottles that she keeps in the back of the TARDIS in case of global apocalypse.

Since then, there is nothing dead enough that is better than the horrible fate of so much wet from above. So I sniff delicately, I do not roll.

And when ML is not looking, I EAT the dead thing, claro que sí, OF COURSE. I may be a gentleman, but I am still a LABRADOR!
 
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