The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[snowbunny]

Madre mia, cariño. You sound like that annoying brown thing. I, as a slightly moar mature lady, prefer to sayver the experiunce for longer than a mere taste would satisfy. You shud find the stinky dead thing rite at the start, or no later than exactly halfway through your walk. Roll on it, get gud an smelly, and revel in that glorius stink awl the way home. Yor ML will make lots of preshutiv noises.
Fresh needs eetin becuz the smell isnt gud enuff to share.
Willow

 

[VanillaBean]

poured five bottles of water

Be glad it was only 5 bottles of water. I once had multiple bottles, I do not remember how many then a shower by the beach and also shampoo. I mean the dignity in front of all my friends...I mean I smelled excellent of some fishyballpoo...

V

 

[SteffiS]

Ripple isn’t well . Pparently he wos a reelly gud boy on his wark and didn’t eet any rubbish, or do any pullin. And Mum said he’s not bein a noosance like normals . Now Mum and Dad are wonderin how to tell the bum man that they no Ripple is ill as he’s bein gud .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SteffiS]

Ripples has sicked up his brekfast and no-ones wos aloud to eet it , but I eeted the cat food wile nobodies wos lookin .

Toffee - temporarily promoted to Ripple's job

 

[VanillaBean]

Excellent promotion Toffee, Ripple has taught you well we see. Keep it up now and make sure you get the extra recognition that is deserved

V & H

Oh yeah hope you feel better Ripple

 

[Lab_adore]

I had a nadventure today. I went 'splorin' an found this nice house that had live chikkins! Mum and Dad were yelling but it was too much fun sniffin' and 'splorin. Don't think they are very happy with me but we did have a nice swim in the waves later. Gotta have stoopid lead on all the time now tho'

 

[SteffiS]

Excellent promotion Toffee, Ripple has taught you well we see. Keep it up now and make sure you get the extra recognition that is deserved

V & H

Oh yeah hope you feel better Ripple

Ripple is feelin a bit bettar todays, but he said I can do job sharin . And somebodies pooed on the floor in the nite , Mum said it wos sus pickly like cat food - must have been the cat then Mum .

Toffee - loving the new job

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx that sounds like fun. You should explain to uour hoomans that sploring is what we do. Plus you found chickens and they lay eggs. We love eggs, hope you got some to take away.

Toffee excellent news that you can share the job and Ripple is feeling better. You will be able to teach each other new tricks on how best to do it.
I.did not know you had a cat too. I don't like them and always scare them off around out place I think the cat is trying to get you into trouble, have to watch those furry little things...

V & H

 

[edzbird]

Been too the feeld toodaiye of orl daiyes for todaiye is the WEEKEND so thaiye saiye. Enniwaiye me n Coco tuk mum n dad to the speshul feeld wer no won elss is an BOIYE we ad fun. Can smel uther dogs av been ther but I juss wee on them, no problum.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[VanillaBean]

To hot to do anything apart from the beach and pool

V & H

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am appy. I got a nu wobbler an loads of tweets they came today. I makes me so appy

 

[Beanwood]

I snuck round the door an sees Bimble's pupsies , an she didn see me, don fink she wud be appy, I wan some of them to play with! I jus looked at them, but they are diddy, so I fink a bit too small to play wif!

Otter x

 

[Beanwood]

I snuck round the door an sees Bimble's pupsies , an she didn see me, don fink she wud be appy, I wan some of them to play with! I jus looked at them, but they are diddy, so I fink a bit too small to play wif!

Otter x

Otter, I tole you not to do that....you have to be a good girl! Bimble needs peace an quiet for her pupsies to grow big and strong, our hoomans need us to be good dogs.

Casper

 

[SwampDonkey]

Do worry Otter they will he really have g and bitey soon. Brimble will let you play be th em then.
Uncle Rory the puppy bitten

 

[kateincornwall]

Frens , I is veri fed up , I carnt go for a wark cos Mummy sed I got somefink contagus , it is kenil coff I fink an it maid me propa pooly but now I better but stil no wark , fed up in Cornbeefwall , Roobin xx

 

[Selina27]

somefink contagus

Oh ther woz me finkin yoo had found somefink yummy to eet, but no, yoo is poorlee. I am sowwee I hope yoo ovvait soon.

Luv Casssseeee Oooo.

Pee Ess, I hope to stiil cum to Cornbeefwall agin won day

 

[snowbunny]

FRENS, is a deeeeSARSTER! No chikkincarcus or pigfoots or rabbitses or ANYFING for luntch. Mum sez we are snowdin an carn get the car out to go to the big place witch sells the chikkincarcusses an pigfoots an rabbitses. We had toonakong fer luntch yesserday witch I spose woz okay as a one-off but I am missin my chikkincarcusses an pigfoots an rabbitses.

Yoo now wots worss tho? Yesserday there wuz a little bit of chikkincarcuss an Dad gave it to Neesha an Taleeyah cuz he said there wuz enuff for them but not for awl us. Well, if there woz enuff for them it wud hav bin enuff for ME too! Just.

Well, Neesha an Taleeyah you bess brayse yurselves becoz no chikkincarcus for you today! But I saw Mum mekkin deelishus lookin Lickimats wiv duck juice an awl sorts of taystee bits on. I hope theres one for me even tho she sez I am on a die-ut.

Squidge

 

[VanillaBean]

We had BarBeQ last night and got steak, sosages, burger, potatos...it was good...

V & H

Ps: Plenty left over so we had some for lunch with Daddy today too...

 

[Lab_adore]

I gotted a noo bed. Dad broke my old one when we was playing an anyway mum already said it was old and saggy so a noo one was re-kwired

 

[VanillaBean]

That box should have been ripped up by now then you take a nice piece and make your self comfy on the sofa and chew it whilst your hoomans are trying to clean the mess up. Of course you try and help them and get a piece that they have collected to inspect and back on the sofa....

Oh yeah nice bed too Maxx,,,maybe use that sometimes...

V