The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

No brekkie

 

[Selina27]

No brekkie

I had my brekkie but in my o pinny on twas Late -- my hooman brov had gone to work and my hooman sizta woz up and I fink I shud have brekkie weh too peeple are up

 

[SwampDonkey]

We feel your pain. We are devestated you had to suffer so.

Rory & Iver ..... We had our brekkie on time but not enough food obviously. XXX

 

[Loraseal]

My mama fort her cuppa tee was more impawtant dan me brekkie dis mornin. So I gently reminded her....Hunter brekkie first by droooooowling all over her hooman paws. I may have nipped her bottum as well . Brekkie service was restored immedietly.
Cassee maybe u can try dis too??
R&I I did give her da STARE as not enuff food.

Hunter - Deprived of food as parrotly I iz still on a DIETHIT
PS - I just discuvvered bold text by mistake!!

 

[kateincornwall]

I off to Playgwoop at last frens cos I had summat rong wiv me and I was not aloud to go but now I can so I will have a fund day cos I hav not bin for years , Roobin xxxx

 

[snowbunny]

If yooz starvin, mebbe try cromchin a hooman fingah.
Skwite taystee.

Shads

 

[SwampDonkey]

We erd youz turned into uman bean chompin ell beast Shads. I bitted gings little finger wiv my puppy teeth lots of blood. I like blood it's tasty.
Iver chompi pup

 

[snowbunny]

I yam Beast of Benissanet, my mum sed. I never did bit wen I wuz a pupper. Mekkin up fer lostyme.

Shads.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oooooooooooo beastie boy.

 

[Lab_adore]

My hoomans are very clumsy. Dad falled over me the utha day and now today Mum did. She yelped and ran to the sink and I ran owtside to get away from the terrible language

 

[SwampDonkey]

Language

 

[SwampDonkey]

I runned off today. Ging was talking to boo hoo woman, so I went for a swim in my fav football place. It was a long way away I swimmed a bit no football's but I Hurd peep peep peeeeeep. So I decided to come back ging just said been for a swim have we? I enjoyed me swim and I had squirty cheese. Not a bad morning.
Rory the sadly predictable.

 

[SteffiS]

I did runnin todays too Rory. I did run and run and run chasin a deer, I hurd peep peep and peep peeeep, and my head said that means Mum wants you, but my legs culdn’t stop runnin. Then more peep peeeps and my head made my legs turn rownd and do runnin bak to Mum. And I got cheeses too Rory . My legs is reeallly tired now.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

We is good Boyz Toffee XX

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to the beach and saw my friend Ollie. We had fun and ran and played for ages...then home for a big nap.

V

 

[Lab_adore]

Speshul walk today. Met Chewie! But sadly not our Chewie unless fren you grew taller than me, changed colour and grew crazy beautiful curly fur?

Then in the park FINALLY saw a best fren! My first eva fren Spencer came charging across the park and Dad let me off the lead and we ran and ra....well ackshually we were only 'loud to run for a short time cos its too hot. So insted we rolled on the ground and played bity face/paw/leg.

It was ace!

 

[SwampDonkey]

We ave been eating snow.but not yello snow

 

[SwampDonkey]

Giant rings grower on the park in the nighti

 

[MrChew]

Speshul walk today. Met Chewie! But sadly not our Chewie unless fren you grew taller than me, changed colour and grew crazy beautiful curly fur?

Then in the park FINALLY saw a best fren! My first eva fren Spencer came charging across the park and Dad let me off the lead and we ran and ra....well ackshually we were only 'loud to run for a short time cos its too hot. So insted we rolled on the ground and played bity face/paw/leg.

It was ace!

Wasn't me Maxx. I'm still a smolador.

It's so HOT. I keep breathin loudly in Peeples were apparently.

 

[VanillaBean]

Did you get some brown snow instead???

To hot and smelly today.

V & H