The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I saw bigbigbigbig not-dogs in the Field and I went BARKBARKBARK at them and they ran away. That was fun.

Mum says they were Cowse.

I hope they are there tomorrow too.

BIG BRAVE PONGO

Ooooh! Pongo, yoo are SO Biganbrave! Praps yoo cood come to keep me Allsafe Allways?
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

I went to bumladie, she did prodded and pricked me multiple times...now I am tired...

H

 

[VanillaBean]

I think you need a bruva or sista Maxx. Then you can have fun fun watching your hoomans running after them and you can get up to naughty things and not get the blame...(until they get wise)

V

 

[SwampDonkey]

Glad your bums better Chewie, but sorry your pups not very appy.

 

[edzbird]

mum sez.............feeld toomorro. Karnt waiyte.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[MrChew]

I had sorepaw today. A bullant did bite me an it hurt. Mummy got rid of the ant an it got better. Ouchies.

 

[Lab_adore]

I had sorepaw today. A bullant did bite me an it hurt. Mummy got rid of the ant an it got better. Ouchies.

Awwww Chewie Fren, I had a bullant bite me on the nose wunce. I think I sneezed seventy leven times. It reely hurt!

 

[SwampDonkey]

I is devastated. I is on a diet. Me Prince squirty tummy. Ging says I is fat.

 

[Cath]

Poor lad

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[SteffiS]

I had a luvvy wolk in the snow wiv runnin and chasin ———————— then this!



I spose you think it’s funni Mum .

Toffee- the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Love the rooshin on your towel matey. Do you walk like a gipsion?
Laters Iver x

 

[SteffiS]

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Is that a no or yes?

 

[VanillaBean]

Iver - it looks like he has put lipstick on and maybe even some makeup with that comment. Maybe it is a dress???? (and he does not want to say....)

H - the nosy one...

 

[MrChew]

Awwww Chewie Fren, I had a bullant bite me on the nose wunce. I think I sneezed seventy leven times. It reely hurt!

Ouch! Ants are meen. As meen as the turkey that chases me down the street an tries to peck me.

 

[Lab_adore]

Ouch! Ants are meen. As meen as the turkey that chases me down the street an tries to peck me.

You don't meen a reel turkey Chewie? I sumtimes get a turkey neck an they are delishus

 

[MrChew]

You don't meen a reel turkey Chewie? I sumtimes get a turkey neck an they are delishus

A reel live turkey Maxx! It chases me down the street an tries to poke me bum wile I'm just minding me own bizness. Then, when I turn to look at it it scuffs the dirt like it's not doing anything, but I no it wuz following me.

 

[Lab_adore]

Well thats just rood

I'm on speshal watch duty cos there was a CAAAAT in our front yard this mornin'. I have to keep going on the balcony to check and Mum huffs and puffs and starts carrying on about munkee butla or somethin'

 

[VanillaBean]

We love turkey wings....
When you catch it Chewie can you send us the wings, thanks.

H & V