The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

I like to play with cats, never actually managed it yet, but I always try. They always hide under the car though, all I hear daddy say is 'they are chicken but it will hurt your nose'. Well I like chicken and not sure why that would hurt my nose.

H

 

[Lab_adore]

I stuck my nose ina bush wunce, as you do, an there was a hissing, evil black cat an it spat at me and I got a big frite. But now when I go past the same bush I lookforit but its never there.

I like chikkin too Huney fren

 

[VanillaBean]

We have crocodile for treats.

V & H

 

[SwampDonkey]

Tuff girlies. We have well are lamb. Grrrrrr

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bummed Rawi on the way home. I bummed im in front of the trawfic. Ging twided not to laugh Rawi was not appi. I'm in twoble. I don't care he he he he he

 

[Lab_adore]

Still on cat watch

 

[Rosie]

I do not like Cats.
They are spitty-scratchy.
All I was doing was saying hello to her nest of little baby cats under the bush and she jumped on me and spat and scratched my lovely nose and chased me and I ran all down the garden and I was very scared and my nose was very very sore.
I do not like Cats.
No.
Pongo

 

[Lab_adore]

Me eeva Pongo Fren

 

[Candy]

I do not like Cats.
They are spitty-scratchy.
All I was doing was saying hello to her nest of little baby cats under the bush and she jumped on me and spat and scratched my lovely nose and chased me and I ran all down the garden and I was very scared and my nose was very very sore.
I do not like Cats.
No.
Pongo

Oh Pongo! Yor pore, pore luvlee nose! I wood kisskisskissit better if I cood.
I do not like cats too.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

There has been a fing in our gardin. I had just gone out for a wee before Mother went upstairs to go under the Raininaglassbox an there beside the plantpot an behind the ladder wos the fing. I bravely growled and chased it Allaway. Mother sed Wot sort of a fing wos it? I had a fink and sed Mother, it wos a FING fing. I had a look an a fierce growl agen Justnow. Snot there. Better not bother coming back. I am fierce and growly wiv FINGS becos I must look after Mother and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Rosie]

Thank you my frens.
My Cat attack happened a longlonglong time ago but I still remember it and I still Do Not Like Cats.
I love everyone else, I don't care if they are hoomans or dogs or squirrels or rabbits or deer or those big notdogs that are in the field and runaway when I bark, I love them all.
But I Do Not Like Cats.
Pongo
xxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

I plaid a new game today wiv Mummy . Wen she calls me I carnt hear her cos I carnt hear anyfink cos me eers dont werk rite but I no wen she is happi so I run and run in frunt of her, then I tern rownd and race like thw wind into her arms and she kisses me cos she is sloppy is my Mummy , its a gud game an Roobin carnt play it cos he dont fit in her arms , Nelly xxxx

 

[Candy]

Oh Nelly, that sownds like a luvlee game! I mite try it wiv Mother.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

bummed Rawi on the way home. I bummed im in front of the trawfic. Ging twided not to laugh Rawi was not appi.

Bummins graiyte Iver..I luvs to bum Coco, he not so keeyn and he orlwaiyse sits downe wen I bum im. So funni.

BUT I do NOT likye too be bumd oh no I do not. Maikes me growle at Coco if he duz bum me.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Bummins graiyte Iver..I luvs to bum Coco, he not so keeyn and he orlwaiyse sits downe wen I bum im. So funni.

BUT I do NOT likye too be bumd oh no I do not. Maikes me growle at Coco if he duz bum me.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

You so right I grrrrrr if I get bummed.

 

[edzbird]

What was your Fing, Joy? What did it look like? Only I am very interested in chasing stuff, including Fings. Sounds like you did a top job chasing said Fing, GGJ.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

It wos Darkdark nightime outside Coco so twos not easy to see but I fink it wos kwite a smoll fing. I doeno if it wos a cat. I doenfink so. I fink it praps wos a Veryvery daynjerus Fing, so I did not Mess Around, I Saw It Off!
Grrrrr.
Brave and GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Mebbe it was an evil Munty GGJ?

You is so very brave

Maxx the brave (except for Munty's)

 

[SwampDonkey]

So brave

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess justincase yoo hadn't noticed I am still BACK!
GGJ xxxxxxx