The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Fink I like that won Muchmuch better Fankyoo!
Fink I mite be able to be BraveGirlJoy an not toooo scared of that little Muntee!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

Ohhhh. They are a bit weird aren't they?

I'm in the bad books today. First I wiz veryverygood waiting with mummy waiting for a Koffee at the cafe, but then I saw a cockerspanyil puppy an got a bit silly an had a zoomie an mum spillers coffee all over herself. Apparently I was anarse.

 

[Candy]

I like Spanyils toooo! I has a puppy won living nextdoor. We is Frends! But I don't fink I hav ever been a Narse.
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Had a ventful walk today. First saw Fren Nero and, well, Nero has had too many kibbles. He is on a die-hit big time. Mum sed later that I looked positivily skeletal next to him. So I guess no more die-hit for Maxx?

Then it was doodle day. I waz playing wif Margo Fren in the park when baby roofus came tumbling over. He is a puppy doodle and completely crazy mad. Then too more doodles came, never seen them before and their Dad coodnt hold them cos they was pulling and jumping so our hoomans took Margot and me to the other side. Then ANOTHER big doodle came doodling up to us so we had a play.

Sleepy now frens...

Toffee Fren, i got that same bol too!

Chewie Fren, I get called a narse sumtimes. Or painInThuhNek. Or whatsHeGotNowForDuksSake!

 

[SteffiS]

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Oooo we’ve got them munties here, I do chasin if mum doesn’t catsh me furst, I didn’t no them wos munties .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SteffiS]

weev got a bol juss liyke yors Toffee-the-not-norty-one.

Toffee Fren, i got that same bol too!

I don no how all yous can hav my bol, cos it’s my bol and it lives in my hous - I am puzztled .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[VanillaBean]

Boys do you have shrinkage??? We heard about it recently on TV....

H & V

 

[SwampDonkey]

Not in this house young ladies.........

 

[VanillaBean]

I am at the bum lady cause I have swollen face again

H

 

[SwampDonkey]

Poor girly we hope you're ok

 

[VanillaBean]

Thanks I am OK but still a bit swollen. I slept with daddy all night. I always sleep with him but this time I was closer than normal.

H

 

[Candy]

Tesszzzzz is at my housezzzzzz! We did a Veryvery long walk and then we playedanplayed an now we are snoozing by the Fireinametalbox wiv Mother and sluvlee......zzzzzzz
GGJ xxxxxxx zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Lab_adore]

Excitin' morning frens. We have so much water from the sky and me and Dad went walking just round the block cos mum had my car at the shops. She had to go to Owldi cos we were nearly out of liva treets and denta sticks

Anywaze there was SO MANY puddles and I found a big one and did a big poo init. Dad sed 'really Maxx? There? Now?' It was ace

 

[edzbird]

We had Cold White Stuff today. It was fun. We literally dragged the Hoomans out on a walk and we played with things called Snow Balls that just vanish into nothing! On the way home we saw a small person with a long, small, furry creature on a lead. Mum said OH NO! I CANNOT WALK MEG PAST. Men(an) Sparkle was all pricky-uppy and dancing. And dad made a cross sound, stomped back and grabbed Missy Sparkle's lead an stomped home with the 2 of us. Mum trailed along behind muttering "Who on earth sits in their front garden, in the snow, with a Fer It on lead?!?" Well I knw the answer to that mum...the little girl over the road that's who.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

You got sum weird things over there in yookay. Fer it sounds fierce and scary. Oh, Mum just peeped over my shoulder (THE NERVE OF HER! GET AWAY HOOMAN!!) and sed Meg(an) an Coco dont live in yookay. Where do youse live frens?

 

[Jacqui-S]

Casseeee, Cassseeeeeee.......we haz fezzeeez in are gardin. @Selina27

Waznt lowd out. There was free of them.

Will snifffz them later.

Lilly x

 

[Selina27]

OMG lille eek how did you stay still, I would not stay still I had fezzzeees in my garden @Jacqui-S

 

[Candy]

We had them! We had fezzeeees in our gardin tooooo! I barked and chased them and they flue allaway!
Oh..........Mother ses not fezzeeeees Joy, pijins.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ate zebis leg I couldn't help it. My tummy urts.
Rory crazy eats dog

 

[Natalie]

Rori I ated a hol rawr putato tunite. My tummi will hurt about 3 in the mornin.
Bear grrr.