The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I wen too de BEECH yessiday wiv me hooman familie.
It woz ace an mama went toot toot an I ran to her an got Ham. She sed I woz GBH. Good Boy Hunter
When we had to go home, there woz a very nice smelly retriever Bella and I fink I may have got a little carried away as mama sed sum norty words an whisked me away to go an play wiv me hooman bruvva.
I luv luv de beech.
Wuf Hunter
 
I decided that I would go in the deep stinky slimy black mud in the river today. I haven't been in for a while it was so deep my belly was black I splashed it on my back and head too. I was such a swampdonkey. Ging just started laughing and said wot I needed was a swim. Well the water wasn't too deep and I was still covered with sticky blackness. We met Lee and Bobo and Lee just laughed and would not stroke me! Ging gave me a proper bath when we got home I'm now minty fresh it took ages and I did manage to rub against Iver and made him muddy too. I also made all the leads and collars muddy, all the towels wet and stinky ging took ages rubbing us down. I am a dirty Rory. 🤭
 
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