The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Selina27]

I ad sevun mebbe ayte neggs yestuday. Then I ad smelly farts all aftuhnuun an squirty bum at midnite, one, free and six o clock. Then nine and twelve and two o clock. I regret nuffin. Bear.

O well. I onlee had won.

 

[Candy]

Me too.

 

[edzbird]

snif snif - Coco as bin in the rivva, I smel it. Not ferr. I didunt gowe in the rivva.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Snifffffffff..I smell Ms Sparkly Girl has been in the field, a-chasing MY ball no doubt. It's not fair, I didn't go in the field.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Me and Mother saw the fezzies agen! This time they wos in a feeld. Here is a pickcha of them for Cassee the fezzie Nexpert and all my uther frends
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

Meg and Coco why don't you swap for once. Then you can do both???

V & H

 

[Boogie]

Fezzies make vewwy funni noysis.

Mummy’s bruvva has them on his farm.

 

[Candy]

I have not the fezzies make noysis yet. I am not a Nexpert at fezzies.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Loraseal]

It iz me hooman bruvva's buffday twoday.
Mama didna werk an we went to de BEECH. Me an me bruvva, we played in de zee wiv no waves. Ace.
Mama sed I iz nu bwoken en needz sum rest.
I yam vewy sleepie now.
Hunter ZZZZZ

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin Playgwoop agin , I goes too times a week now cos Mummy got a poowy leg or somefink . Anyways , Anna told Mummy that I had to av a massif baf becorse I did the bestest fing eva eva , I got filfy . Anna did tell Mummy I was a gud boi an had fun , an I did too an now I am a bit sleepy , Roobin xxx

 

[Boogie]

My Mummy has fownd a fezzie sownd for youzz.

 

[Candy]

My Mummy has fownd a fezzie sownd for youzz.

Ooo! Fankyoo Veryvery much Tatze ! I wos snoozing wiv me hed in the sun and that funny noyse made me wake up. I mite hav missed me tee if it wosn't for yoo.
GGJ XXXXXXX

 

[MrChew]

Ooh fezzies are like much prettier turkeez. I wonder if they would chase me like the turkeez do? I don't chase them. Can't be bothered.

I have great nooz frenzy, my bum is allbetter an I am back eating the yummy piggy sossidge until I start sumfing called "food challenges." Whatever that is, I'm sure I'm up to the challenge.

 

[Lab_adore]

I had sossige in my dinna las nigh Chewie fren. I hopes I get sum today too

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, tis a momentus day. I just had sum skwid fore the first time. It was ace

 

[Loraseal]

Max wot is a skwid?
Mama sez I have skwids when me butt is runny?
But I nevva had skwid

 

[Lab_adore]

Well it's fishy and white and delishus. Mum also called it kalamahri Hunta. Better ask yore mum for some

 

[SteffiS]

I have jus gorn out in the car, fought I wos goin for a nice wolk wiv Mum and ended up at vet bum mans! Jus cos I need a wee every five minits .

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

But weein every 5 mins is no fun. I fink you mum's right. We would end up at the bum man's wiv that. Too much wee Ripple

 

[SteffiS]

I ave a youteeeye, I’ve got medisins. Vet bum man wos ok, Mum had to wait owtside in the rain .

Ripple