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Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Mother keeps makin a Veryvery strainj noise. It goes liyke this....AaaaChooo! I doenlike the sound of it much, so I goes to CuddleanKissher. Also to Sitonherlap. Mother ses It's awlrite Joyjoy (that's wot she cawls me:$) it's onlee a sneeez. Then she ses It's awlrite, it's onlee a cold. Well, if she's got a cold then she needs a warm, dusn't she? So I sits on her lap and gives her kisseskisseskisses. She larfsandlarfs and ses she feels Muchmuch better now.
So I Gotitrite and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
 

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Frens, excitement times. Things are afoot...or I should say apawed. Dad's been moving furnitcha and cleaning wif my expert help of corse and I herd that the HOLE FAMBLY is comin' this wee-end. Oh my Dog. So many people to greet and sniff an Mum and Dad are making so much foods there will be loads for treets for the importantest one. Maxx.

Firstly, fren Coco, my mum is makin' peeking duck. Don know what its peeking at but she had a trial go and I got sum duck for the first ever time. Now I know why you luv it......I was droolin' rivers for the next hour

So I hadta have a barf today but I putted up wif it cos I'm a bit ichi and it makes ichi go away

Will report more as the informashon comes to paw
 
Me hooman bruvva en mama left me wivout sayin goodby an no cuddle no kiss. :saddog:
They woz in a whoosh mama sed.
I did a speshul magik trik to show them I iz missin me hoomans en they forgot me .
Abracalabrador! Peenut butta sandwitch on da small table, now je zie het, en now je do not!
I made it disappeer!
Me hoomans went cwazy when they woz bak en found it gone!!

Woof - Hunter da magishian 🧙‍♂️
 
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