Moe's forgiven me for eating her hats. She's says the were rubbish hats.parrently gings is buying new hats.
Rory I eat hats
Rory I eat hats
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Isle of Man
Coco did a pooo in the howse. Not me, no. I woz last week.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
I rolled in smelly stuff this morning, just saying
V
V
You stink and I wanted some too
H
H
You girls are gross, but I think I love you.
Rory
Rory
We may be but we are trying out scents that maybe 'Paw xmas' can deliver in our stocking.
Then we can have a collection 'Eu de gross stink'
V&H
Then we can have a collection 'Eu de gross stink'
V&H
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Frens Frens...the visitahs they did come and gess who? It was uncle Dan an Aunty Alli all the way from Yookay! I might have been a teeny bit excited but gosh frens, first visitahs for eva and eva (apart from Granpa)
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Lilly, didn get no FOODZ though cos they went owt (wifout me) and ate their lunch
How eva the hole fambly is coming soon and THEN we will have LOTSA foodz
How eva the hole fambly is coming soon and THEN we will have LOTSA foodz
Nuvver trip to eyebum vet lady yesterdays 
. My eye is mostly betters, and will get even more betters by itself now. BUT I haf warty and pimple on ovver eyes now, so more medicins and more seeing eyebum vet lady 
I luv her so much so I reeally happy (but not wiv warty fing that is yuk). Mum is not so happy she said we will end up spending Chrissymas at the vets ( I donn mind Mum).
And Mum fownd sum new wolks near the vet so that is xcitin and I can do more splorin next time we go
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Toffee - the warty eye one
. My eye is mostly betters, and will get even more betters by itself now. BUT I haf warty and pimple on ovver eyes now, so more medicins and more seeing eyebum vet lady I luv her so much so I reeally happy (but not wiv warty fing that is yuk). Mum is not so happy she said we will end up spending Chrissymas at the vets ( I donn mind Mum).And Mum fownd sum new wolks near the vet so that is xcitin and I can do more splorin next time we go
.Toffee - the warty eye one
- Location
- Isle of Man
AgggH! My Sparkle only went and chucked ON THEIR BED. Grass. Mahoosive Mound. I was a bit nervy in case I got the blame - cuz I did eat loads of grass this morning...but she did copy me and eat it too. Well I like to poo my grass, but Ms Sparkle does sick it. On the Big Bed today. There has been such a palaver of bed changin, washing & drying. They are not 100% certain it wasn't me....but it wasn't, no no. Must admit..it IS a bit funny.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
HaHaHa sikked MASSIF GRAS on the bed. Wel thaiye did go owte an leev us this afternune - bah. Am in bad buks, but stil gettin cudduls. Bad buks not reelly werth ennything ar thaiye?
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Oh Deary Me, Miss Sparkle! I yam practically Neverever sik. I fink I hav onlee dun it too times awltoogever in me hole life! Also I am Neverever in Badbuks. That is becos I am GoodGirlJoy.
Still, I fink I cood be yor frend and Hansum Mr. Coco's frend tooooo,
Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Still, I fink I cood be yor frend and Hansum Mr. Coco's frend tooooo,
Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
- Location
- Isle of Man
Got a nyoo puzzul for mum toodaiye corld "Hoo has loooss poo toodaiye?" Won off uss, and I yam not saiyin hoo, has dun a sliymy, sloppy poo in the gardin wich shee did haff to swill awaiye with lots of worter.
Now we bowth did won lass week..(in the howse - hee hee) but toodaiye, mum duzzunt nowe hoo did it. Wots she goin too doo nowe hay?
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Now we bowth did won lass week..(in the howse - hee hee) but toodaiye, mum duzzunt nowe hoo did it. Wots she goin too doo nowe hay?
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- Isle of Man
Miss GoodGirlJoy I will definitely be your friend, and I am Veri Hansum. I too do not do sick really, maybe 2 times. Going to leave Miss Sparkle out of it though, she can be a Veri Angri girl.
Now...Who Has Loose Poo Today?......I'm keeping the secret too. Can't wait to see what mum does.
- Coco
Now...Who Has Loose Poo Today?......I'm keeping the secret too. Can't wait to see what mum does.
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
Ms Sparkle is RUBBISH at Who Farted...she always does make a really funny, long noise. Everyone laughs.
- Coco
- Coco
We Ares gentlemens and we do not fart, but if we did we'd quack like ducks
R&I
R&I
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Dad sed I fart like a trooper and mum jus shakes her head and says MEN!!
Did you ask wot a trooper farts like? I mean they could be fart monsters or do very demure ones. Moany grandad is deaf and he farts so loudly he can take the crinkles out of bricks but thinks he has a silent bum. It begs the eternal question of if no one hears you fart did you really fart? Well speaking as a research Labrador I can say yes cos his farts also stink bad.
Rory in depth fart research dog