The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

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Norfolk
Nuvver trip to eyebum vet lady yesterdays :heart: . My eye is mostly betters, and will get even more betters by itself now. BUT I haf warty and pimple on ovver eyes now, so more medicins and more seeing eyebum vet lady :happy: I luv her so much so I reeally happy (but not wiv warty fing that is yuk). Mum is not so happy she said we will end up spending Chrissymas at the vets ( I donn mind Mum).
And Mum fownd sum new wolks near the vet so that is xcitin and I can do more splorin next time we go :nod: .

Toffee - the warty eye one
 
AgggH! My Sparkle only went and chucked ON THEIR BED. Grass. Mahoosive Mound. I was a bit nervy in case I got the blame - cuz I did eat loads of grass this morning...but she did copy me and eat it too. Well I like to poo my grass, but Ms Sparkle does sick it. On the Big Bed today. There has been such a palaver of bed changin, washing & drying. They are not 100% certain it wasn't me....but it wasn't, no no. Must admit..it IS a bit funny.

- Coco
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Oh Deary Me, Miss Sparkle! I yam practically Neverever sik. I fink I hav onlee dun it too times awltoogever in me hole life! Also I am Neverever in Badbuks. That is becos I am GoodGirlJoy.
Still, I fink I cood be yor frend and Hansum Mr. Coco's frend tooooo,
Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Got a nyoo puzzul for mum toodaiye corld "Hoo has loooss poo toodaiye?" Won off uss, and I yam not saiyin hoo, has dun a sliymy, sloppy poo in the gardin wich shee did haff to swill awaiye with lots of worter.
Now we bowth did won lass week..(in the howse - hee hee) but toodaiye, mum duzzunt nowe hoo did it. Wots she goin too doo nowe hay?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
Dad sed I fart like a trooper and mum jus shakes her head and says MEN!!
Did you ask wot a trooper farts like? I mean they could be fart monsters or do very demure ones. Moany grandad is deaf and he farts so loudly he can take the crinkles out of bricks but thinks he has a silent bum. It begs the eternal question of if no one hears you fart did you really fart? Well speaking as a research Labrador I can say yes cos his farts also stink bad.
Rory in depth fart research dog
 
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