Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
I can hellp wiv the pakkagin Barneee can u tayk berteee wif ya?
Lilly x
Lilly x
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I fink yoo haf to dig a Veryvery big hole.
GGJ xxxxxxx
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
This day , Mummy sed she was pushin herself , dont now wat this meens but she tuk me an Nelly for half an hower an we endid up at ower bestist brige , I have not bin for yeers I fink . Mummy cud not get down to the brige but me an Nelly cud and I played in the river lots an lot , today has bin ace , Roobin xx
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I bin to the alien, white coat, butt-probing vet today, Dr Joolian. I wasn happy when he looked in me eers and stuck the needle in me. But nurse Caroline gave me lotsa bikkies. Ace. I neerly pulled dads arm off apparently
Im fortysevenpointtwo but Dr Joolian sed I don need to go ona dye-it.
Im fortysevenpointtwo but Dr Joolian sed I don need to go ona dye-it.
Maxx iyam about the size of yore legs but I'm glad yoo don't need a die it.
We have been going to a noo hows what smells like all sorts of different hoomans and things. It has a lovelee garden with berry plants to eet. O wonder what we are doing there?
- Location
- South Wales
Maxx that is not fair I am only fortythreepointfive and mum said I was tubby. TUBBY!!! What is she thinking???
The D-word was mentioned.
PONGO (slim and starving)
I'm 34.4 kgs and looking super slim. I had to go to see bum lady Maria today she's lovely. Then she to me to the back room to see Jonathan who I snogged when he stealed my leg blood. He came into the waiting room and cuddle me again so I snogged him again I love him. Everyone loves me
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Its my birfday and Im fore. I got a noo game an a terky neck ana chikkin Kong.
I played wif my noo fren Ted. Hes a goldun treever and hes fore too but hes fore MUNTHS not yeers like me. Mum goes gooey eyed every time she sees Ted (pffffft) and asked me if I want one. No fanks very much Mum, Ted likes to bite my eers an I don share my stuff wif no little furry critter
I played wif my noo fren Ted. Hes a goldun treever and hes fore too but hes fore MUNTHS not yeers like me. Mum goes gooey eyed every time she sees Ted (pffffft) and asked me if I want one. No fanks very much Mum, Ted likes to bite my eers an I don share my stuff wif no little furry critter
- Location
- Isle of Man
appi buffdaiye Maxx. I wud biyte Ted veri hard.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Maxx Maxx I iz fore. Happy Buffday.
Hoomans will talk abouwt bein senshibull en bein groan up.
Nee nee it iz our duti to do silly fings en keep de hoomans smilin!
Hoomans will talk abouwt bein senshibull en bein groan up.
Nee nee it iz our duti to do silly fings en keep de hoomans smilin!
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Don't wanna ever be senshibull Hunta fren an even mum sed I make her larf all the time so bein' norty is a good thing
- Location
- Isle of Man
7 - not sensible. There's no joy in sensible.
- Coco
- Coco
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
11.5 and cowntin
Lilly x
Lilly x
As you can see I am trying to look dignified despite severe harassment.Rory the noble but slightly squashed
- Location
- Malvern Worcestershire
@SwampDonkey, what a very dear and lovely face he has.
But the dignified suffering
he loves him really
Send the dog rescuers here please! I’m only twentyfive and Tuppys a bit less. We need food parcels. We’re deprived.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Oh no Wispa Fren, I will send some of my breffast to you tomorrow. You need to share it with Tuppy. First I gotta get it outta my wobbler and then not eat it 
, there is all them legs to get in the envelopes
