The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I broked my harnesses today and Mum said she has to get me a noo one and it is 50 squids. I donn no how Mum is goin to send 50 squids , there is all them legs to get in the envelopes .

Toffee - the not norty one



Ripple - the one WITH a brain

Toffee I fink you can eat squids. Praps eating awl the legs off them furst mite make it eesyer. Yoo cood always share them wiv Ripple if it seems like a bit much. Or send sum to me. I am a Veryvery helpful dog, speshully wen it comes to eeting fings.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Oh fank you GoodGirlJoy, i wos worried about the squids - but I donn fink I can eet awl the legs so I will send sum to you, i is not givin them to Ripple cos he is pullin a face at me.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Loraseal]

Fwendz 3 woords
Lammie Stewie Kong

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, the hots back and I don likeit. Mum put the ColdAirInTheWhiteBox on for me

 

[edzbird]

oops! BIG poooo in the horl the uther daiye. It woz me. Woz desprut. Sori dad. Sori coco.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[MrChew]

Frens I'm going back to daycare with aunty Jo next week on Thursday becos we are moovin to new hows on wensday an mum an dad are working on thursday so they didn't want me to be alone wiv only a midday walk.

It's my first time bak since I was expelled for being a teenage twit. I wonder how I can disgrace myself now?

 

[edzbird]

went in the raiyne toodaiye and got the bol. runrunrun

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

I am a Very Good Boy because I did hear my mum say it so many times today, when we were out on our Speshul Walk. Best sniffy walk in ages. Without Ms Sparkle.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Today I achieved my latest goal of opening a door by biting the handle pulling it down with my teefs. I then pushed the door open and burst in on Rawi. Suprise Rawi it's me!
Iver the clever teefs

 

[Loraseal]

Iver clever teefs, woz Rawi happy to see ye?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Iver clever teefs, woz Rawi happy to see ye?

Of course Every's Dogs always happy to see me. Rawi was obviously thrilled

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad's making lotsa noise and dust in the small room where the hoomans go. Mum sed it's a dunny upgrade wif noo tiles an a noo loo. I am helping lots of course but dad keeps sayin' "Maxx get out of there!". No appreciation I tell you

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm goin' on Holly daze today - goin' to kennels. It's just for one big sleep cos Mum an Dad are goin' to see my third fayvrut hooman (after Mum an Dad) aunty Sue in woollygong an I can't go. It's ok, I luv kennels as I get to play wiv noo frens all day

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Frens , sumfink is appening rownd here , there is lots of bangin fings and flashin fings an so I am scaring them , I bark an bark but it dont make a difrence . Nelly is sleepin cos she isnt bovvered , Roobin xxx

 

[Candy]

Hey Frens , sumfink is appening rownd here , there is lots of bangin fings and flashin fings an so I am scaring them , I bark an bark but it dont make a difrence . Nelly is sleepin cos she isnt bovvered , Roobin xxx

It's like that here toooo Roobin! This is wot I recommend Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was a norty Rory. We stayed at Moes Ouse when ging went out I was bored and broke into a cupboard and ate some hats. They tasted rubbish.
Rory I eat hats

 

[Loraseal]

Rory......not goed that they tasted rubbish. Woz there nofing tastey to find?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rory......not goed that they tasted rubbish. Woz there nofing tastey to find?

Nope ging was starving us again! Only plastic hats.

 

[edzbird]

sikked me brekfust yistdaiye (on the rug haha) so av bin STARRRRVIN for daiyes sinss. Juss got sum ror fish wich was acshully kwiyte niyce. Nowe plastic hats, buttt I did get meeslf a paiyper bag owte the bin...yumm

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum an Dad bin cleenin' an dustin' so that meanz just wun thing: VISITAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!