The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Kay

Kay

Thought I’d stop by and say hello - I’m Boomer and it looks like I’ve got lots to learn from all you wise dogs here.

Things I like:
- eating anything, especially stinky socks (obviously I’m a lab…)
- running into the sea and playing jumpy waves - although that does make my Mum squeeeeeeal and look a bit odd. She probably just wishes she could do it
- playing hide and seek with mini humans toys. (well my version of hide and seek - which is I guess is more hide and DESTROY)
- sitting on my Mum’s lap whenever she tries to sit down. I don’t care where - as long as I can clamber on.

- And possibly my sooouper fav is running to my bed when their food goes on the table and getting lots of “Good Boys’ and treats for doing it. And THEN commando crawling to lie underneath the littlest human’s high chair and letting him feed me his tea. AWESOME. Although he’s not very covert and his giggles makes Mum look at what’s going on. BOOOOOOOOOO. He needs a bit more training I think.

Looking forward to getting to know all you clever dogs and picking up lots of new tricks.
 
snowbunny

snowbunny

Location
Andorra and Spain
I did run off this evening.
We got home after a lovely walk and Mum opened the gate and the turned round to talk to Dad who was talkin some nonsense and Squidge and Willow went in but I never did. Mum thought I did but then Dad said "Where's Shadow" and I wuznt there cuz I had done a runner.
Then Dad went down the hill one way to try to find me an Mum went up the hill the other way to try to find me and they were both shouting but I din here them cuz I wuz bizzy smellin' good smells.
Then Dad foned Mum and she said go back home and wate there I'll run the track to find him and Dad went home and I wuz there at the gait pretending I'd bin there all along and wuz everso pleased and waggy to see him. So he called Mum who could stop running which is good cuz she just had a big round burfday and I'm not shure she shud be running too much now at her aje. Then she came home and said she thort I'd bin eaten by the monsta but I hadn't so it was all ok but WhatHasYourFatherBinTeachingYou?! Parrently I have lots of trennin in my future but thass ok cuz trennin means sossidge.

Shadow
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Hello Boomer I am Joy and I am a GoodGirl and I am nearly 17 hole months old and I like swimmy fetch and biteyface and my frends Hetty and Tess and I like flyball and I like shoes and I like food and I like YOU.
Your frend GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxxxxxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
snowbunny said:
I did run off this evening.
We got home after a lovely walk and Mum opened the gate and the turned round to talk to Dad who was talkin some nonsense and Squidge and Willow went in but I never did. Mum thought I did but then Dad said "Where's Shadow" and I wuznt there cuz I had done a runner.
Then Dad went down the hill one way to try to find me an Mum went up the hill the other way to try to find me and they were both shouting but I din here them cuz I wuz bizzy smellin' good smells.
Then Dad foned Mum and she said go back home and wate there I'll run the track to find him and Dad went home and I wuz there at the gait pretending I'd bin there all along and wuz everso pleased and waggy to see him. So he called Mum who could stop running which is good cuz she just had a big round burfday and I'm not shure she shud be running too much now at her aje. Then she came home and said she thort I'd bin eaten by the monsta but I hadn't so it was all ok but WhatHasYourFatherBinTeachingYou?! Parrently I have lots of trennin in my future but thass ok cuz trennin means sossidge.

Shadow
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Oh Shadow, that sounds scary speshally if there's a Monster about. My Mother is also having a birfday and she still runs about the place but not so fast as me. Tee Hee! It's difficult to hear wen there's loads of good smells isn't it? Mother ses I will have a lovely holiday at Tess's house soon. Don't noe what a holiday is but I LOVE going to Tess's house cos I get LUNCH! And we play biteyface neely all day.
 
Granca

Granca

We had two walks yesterday, one straight after the other, because when we got home our neighbour was taking her dog out, so we went too. It was ace because Fergus’s mum had a ball thrower... but then it all went wrong because That Tuppence Creature got the ball and wouldn’t drop it. She’s so naughty cos sometimes she won’t even drop her favourite ball for a piece of chicken.
Mum had to put her on her lead and when she finally dropped it Fergus and I had a lovely game. TTC is stupid because she missed out and had to stay on her lead!
 
HAH

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Yay, beech is aces Spencer! Sometimes there is smelly fings for rolling an eetin an sometimes jellifishh but don eet them cos they are not kibble. I like to wee on evry patch of seeweee becos that’s what it’s for.
* Kipper *
 
Emily_Babbelhund

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Location
Regensburg, Germany
Hola todos! Foster lady says she's planning a trip on train for us tomorrow. An over the ground train and an under the ground train and a streetcar! It sounds complicated and a little scary but I'm sure there will pretzels to eat all over the ground in this train and that's all that matters. We're going to see Mooooneek and a big castle and shopping. I bet in a castle with rich people they have even more pretzels on the ground, si? Ooo, and shopping, I love it. I get so many cookies for not eating the clothes. And if foster lady puts on my Bavarian flag bandana I also get so many treats from total strangers. I will stare at her with my Labrador superpower eyes to let her know NOT to forget my bandana.

Cookies here I come! This is the life, mis amigos!
 
Atemas

Atemas

UK Tour Guide
Location
North Cambridgeshire
Sky and me have been camping for the week. We have had an amazzing 😉 time. We went to the coast and the beech. I like camping with Sky and Mumsie and Daddy Hooman - we had so much fun and did lots of walking and running. On our campsite we had a proper dog field and Mumsie took me every day so she could practice her whistle 😉. I was such a good girl in the tent that I didn’t need my lead on when the door was open. Mumsie says I am growing up. Sky was so cool - she walked, ran and swam even though I know she finds it tough sometimes - I love her.

Red
 
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