The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Kay]

Yummy tea last night.

Mum got a frozen garlic baguette out and put it on the side. My little friends performed some tremendous diversion tactics, she ran into the other room so one quick jump and it was ALL MINE!

I especially like listening to Mum:
- where’s that gone?
- did I put it in the oven? No
- in the fridge? No
- Did I actually get it out of the freezer? Yes
- where can it have gone?!!
- Boomer can’t have eaten all that?

Oh yes I can!! Not only was it yummmy but I smell goooooooooood!

A little short on kisses last night but it was a price worth paying

 

[Stacia]

Oh Boomer, I have done that too my Mum and she has surched and surched and it were all gorn! Aren't we clever majisuns.

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Good job, Boomer! Who are your 'little friends'? Do you mean your stuffies? I try to tell my Bunny to help me get extra food, but so far he does not understand my strategy. I think maybe Bunny he is a little slow in the head, but I love him anyway.

 

[kateincornwall]

I am everso good at looking pafectic , think its cos I am small and fluffy . My poowy tummy is all better now but Mummy is still cooking speshal food for me , I get some ricey stuff with some orange stuff called sqwash , and some steemed fish and a bit of my kibel . She doesn't mind cos she finks I`m worf it , Nelly xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Of course your worth it

 

[edzbird]

I went to meet a young lady today. She was fun. she sniffed my bum and I sniffed hers. Aren't bums ace? We played chasey, bitey, rampant-wrestly games just like I play with Alaska at school. The field, however, was familiar. I think I've spent time there before. Maybe when I was incarcerated. Still, it meant I knew where the water was, it's thirsty work flirting with a pretty girl.

- Coco

 

[Leanne]

Help!!! I is poorly sick and my mummy is starving me.

I is hungryyyyyyyy

Stoopid bad tummy. I want my dinner

 

[SwampDonkey]

Are you gonna to break her out of the big house Coco?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Help!!! I is poorly sick and my mummy is starving me.

I is hungryyyyyyyy

Stoopid bad tummy. I want my dinner

Hang in there little fella you'll get some more soon.

 

[edzbird]

Are you gonna to break her out of the big house Coco?

I didn't think of that...hmmmm. Where will she stay? I'll have to mull it over.

- Coco

 

[Leanne]

Hang in there little fella you'll get some more soon.

She fed Leo without me I got a stupid mouthful and Leo got a big bowl of yummy food. I even did a little beg on my back legs and all she did was pat me and say good lad.

Humph. Next time my stomach growls I’m doing it in her shoe.

 

[edzbird]

he fed Leo without me I got a stupid mouthful and Leo got a big bowl of yummy food. I even did a little beg on my back legs and all she did was pat me and say good lad.

Humph. Next time my stomach growls I’m doing it in her shoe.

Oh heck. This is bad. Deffo go for the shoe.

- Coco

 

[Leanne]

Aha! If I bark when I’m in my crate mummy comes down and lets me out... she thinks I might need a poo... actually I just want to sniff around the garden for a bit... but mummy can’t take the chance.

Give Leo my food would ya? This will learn ya!

 

[Naya]

I’m grumpy with Gus coz he pulled mum over and she hurted herself. My said I was a very, very good girl. I’m special . I like Gus but I like having mum and dad ALL to myself.

 

[Lab_adore]

Maxx! Maxx! That means there's another half of a sirloin somewhere - get sniffin' lad, get sniffin'

- Coco

Dad ate it

Sad to hear too many pups are sick - Rory, Nelly, Maslow and your Mum Harley. Naughty Gus. And WELL DONE Boomer!

 

[SwampDonkey]

My time a bit better now so is my foot. I want to play but ging keeps stopping me. Strange cos she normally let he's to play

 

[Lab_adore]

I can go downstairs all on my own now! I'm a big boy whoo hoo!!!. This morning I went down and jumped on Mum and Dad's bed and it was soooo nice and warm and I even put my head on Mum's pillow!! She was squeaking a bit but Dad was laughing so they let me stay there for a little while.

Then Mum was home today so we went for two big walks and I chased the ball and walked nicely and GOT MORE STAKE. Yes, stake is the best best bestest thing in the world. It's starting to get a bit hot but we went to the river and I had lots of big swims.

 

[Loraseal]

Ok I need to giv me mum some serius white eye looks. Stake and roasts....I is missin owt on totals yummies!

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh no oh no I'm on the bus. We're going to see the bum lady. No no no nooooooooo!

 

[HAH]

Poor Roary and your paw, I hope it's better very quickly and you get lotsov fusses from your ging when you're away from the bum laydee. Maybees you gets sum stake like wot Maxx did?

I hada birfday an now I am a Big Grownedup Boy. I did celebrate at my frend Jambo's kennel by making a note of all the luffly smells around the place, but it was weird - each time I made a note of a smell, Curly went 'nooooKipper!' and got on her knees witha blue cloth. I fink Jambo liked my notes too becos he made a coupleov notes of his own, but I didn see HIM gettin the funny treatment? I even was stopped a couple of times by Curly sayin 'LEAFKipper' and givin me a biscit so I didn mind toomuch. Hoomans is odd.
*Kipper*