The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Foster lady just made another appointment at the bum lady for me. The last bum lady hurt my leg and gave me NO cookies, but foster lady says this one knows all about special lashimeeces (or something like that) dogs like me and loves us anyway. She better be right about that, 'cause I expect some serious sausages and lovins this time or my delicate Spanish soul will be very very sad.
 

Lab_adore

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or my delicate Spanish soul will be very very sad
Awwww. don be sad Carbon. Your foster mama will make sure you get plenty of sossiges and cuddles

We had roast chikkin last night and I was a good boy and got lots of bits. An some roast carot and roast sweet potato. Dunno what about this dye-et, mebbe it hasn started yet? Then Dad had stake! Yes stake! on our walk so I did lots of come-backs and walked nicely and when we got home he said 'oops Maxx, you ate half a small sirloin. Don't tell Mum!'
 
Ripple - your mum is right. I am going to see the eye lady as I have funny eye.
Strange thing is it is always at the same place and nearly always same bum lady. I think our hoomans are trying to trick us
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Hola todos! Foster lady took me to the river to play and play and play yesterday and I was so happy. But now I am so sad because some bad person left glass in the river and I cut my foot. I keep licking it to make it better, but foster lady says we have to go to the bum lady this morning to REALLY make it better.

Only that mean bum lady is at home today, not the nice new one, but foster lady says if the mean bum lady says ONE THING about me being a leeshymanoosis dog, she will punch in her in the nose! :oops:

I think foster lady is un poco grumpy today, but if that helps her keep that mean bum lady in line, that's todo okie-dokey with me!
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
I survived the mean bum lady! I still don't like her - she gave me two stingy things in my shoulder and I have to wear a boot - but foster lady told her to give me treats this time.

I think she did talk about my leeshymanoosis and I could tell that foster lady WANTED to pop her one in the snoot, but she didn't. Maybe foster lady should get a treat, too? Sabes, just like I do for looking at dogs on the street and being sweet. "See the mean vet?" (treat), "Good foster lady for not popping the mean vet!" (treat again).

Vale, I am a VERY smart dog, no?
 
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