The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I wish I was big, like you all are, Nelly x
Boogie
Moderator
- Location
- Manchester UK
Mummy says I'm getting a new bruvver. I like bruvvers, but they can be a nooosince when I want to snoooooooze!
I'm sure Moo would tell you size is a state of mind. You are a big dog Nelly
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
Well, I have been a super star today. Slept in my crate with no screaming like a banshee... mum kept telling me I was a good boy... she said it in a type of shocked voice. Weirdo.
I haven’t decided yet if this is to apologise for being such an utter shit last night or if it’s to lull mum into a false sense of security for tonight
mwahahaha
I rekon 2 more nights and I’ve broked her. She will be putty in my paws.
I haven’t decided yet if this is to apologise for being such an utter shit last night or if it’s to lull mum into a false sense of security for tonight
mwahahahaI rekon 2 more nights and I’ve broked her. She will be putty in my paws.
You are naughty... I like it
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
Just doing my bit for the team
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Gess wat ? THEY have just tried fobbing me off with some dog I scream , for paws sake ! Mummy made it , I saw her make it and put it in the big wite food gobbler . Well , not having it Mummy , I want my usual please , a little bit of your Magnum with the chocolate taken off it, not this muck , Nelly xx
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
You should be grateful, I got a frozen banana this morning. Mummy said it would cool me down. I looked at it in disgust. Obviously I ate it. I am a Labrador but I wasn’t impressed.
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I mite have eaten it , cept that I am still upset about the sink episode, so I shall sulk and I don't care x
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
can you throw it up? It might taste better the second time round?
Ging uses a bucket sponge and a watering can in the garden she lives in the dark ages.
Naya
Moderator
- Location
- Bristol, UK
Mum gave me the last bit of her ice lolly the other day and I didn’t know you shouldn’t eat the stick thingy. Mum went inside to answer the phone so I ate it. Mum has been checking my poo ever since (weirdo) and done a happy ‘good girl’ dance today cos it came out! Very strange
The things we have to do to keep em happy Harley
- Location
- Isle of Man
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
My mum nearly fell in the pond today. I laughed.
Amber.
Amber.
- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
Its too hot. Dad's take off his slippers but I haven't the energy to steal one. Maybe tomorrow.
There's always tomorrow
Uh oh apparently I have been a Bad Pig. So normally I can wurgle and weasel my head through the pig-proof fence to eat strawberries in the fruit patch. Well today I did a super-wurgle and wurgled my whole body into the fruit patch! So there I was picking raspberries and strawberries and black currants and it was great. Then grumpy old pig-mummy came and asked me to get out. Well it was actually ‘ohmygodPiggyHOWdidyougetinthereGETOUT’. I said ‘Can’t Mummy’. ‘Why not?’ she said. ‘Cos there is a pig-proof fence in the way Mummy.’. ‘Pig, you got in, you have to get out’. I said ‘sorry mummy I will have to stay here forever and eat berries.’. Pig-mummy wasn’t very happy about this. I wanted to tell her that if SOMEONE hadn’t bought a pig-proof fence in the first place we wouldn’t be in this mess. But my mouth was full of strawberries. Anyway she finally climbed in and made a hole for me to get out and made me go through it and called me a Bad Pig. I thought that was unfair, it’s not my fault she bought a shoddy pig-proof fence that’s only pig proof one way.