The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Have a nice nap Rory I always say you can't beat a nice nap. Mother has made me annuver houseinafeeld speshally for me becos she says it is hot for black dogs today in Wayulz so now I will have a nice nap becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

We did get left home alone all day today, so we did have a bit of a game but OH NO! The door to the room with the sofas did get knocked shut in a mad chasey game an we did get stuck in the cooking room where we could only go out to the garden but we couldnt get back in to the sofa room or to our beds. Or to mum n dads bed. It was boring after a bit. We only had either grass or hard floor to sleep on. Ms Sparkle blamed me, but I blamed her.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Coco did it not me it woznt me it woz Coco I never did ennything norty.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

It's nearly time to go to skool but Mum is STILL in bed! GETUUUP!!!

 

[Lab_adore]

Heh heh I shnuck in and gave her a big lick up the face and she squeaked and hurumphed and got up

 

[SwampDonkey]

Elwo everybodi it's me again Iver! I'm still in yorkshir but neeli not.

 

[Selina27]

Ello, little IVer in yorkshi, I fink I was like yoou wonce. Do yoo still live wiv your Mummy and yor bruthers and yor sisstas? xxx

black Cassie xxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Hello Iver, you have nice ears. Are you a puppy? I like puppies. I like Yorkshi pudding.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Ello likel Iver! You is a very tasty lookin puppee. How ‘citing, you’ve got such ventures ahead. Makes sures your mum is teechin you all the tricks so that when you go to your luffly noo home you no to do all the lickin an chooin an rollin on your back to show your tummy an general sweet puppy stuff.
*Kipper*

 

[Jen]

I nibbled the bald puppees toes.

Mummy told me offs. Mummy never tells me offs.

I was just trying to play wif him

Stanley

 

[Selina27]

I nibbled the bald puppees toes.

Mummy told me offs. Mummy never tells me offs.

I was just trying to play wif him

Oh Stanners dont bee sad yor mummy loves you loves you loves you. (My mummy says that to me )

I dont have bald puupee but I fink its like lets all love one another and NO NIbblin please of any one then we all be happee.

I will come and play wiv you Stanners, I love to play but I do nibble my own toes thank you xxxx

Cassie

 

[Lab_adore]

G'day Iver my frien. I live in Oztraya is that near Yorkshir?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yes bit close. These are uz. There's lots of uz. We is s swarm. I libe with mum granny and auntie and the fun police and nettles

 

[Lab_adore]

Wowza so many pups!

We got water from the sky today!

 

[MrChew]

I don't like water from the sky Maxx. I tried to stay inside on the big bed today, but mum made me go outside. It wuz okay I guess. I saw my fren Gromit, who is very norty and made a noo hooman fren.

The bald puppee had his vaxinashuns today. I hope he wuz brave like me. I wunder if they gave him chickin? I always get chickin when I get a needle.

 

[edzbird]

The bald puppee had his vaxinashuns today. I hope he wuz brave like me. I wunder if they gave him chickin? I always get chickin when I get a needle.

I get cheeze when I go for needle-spike, maybe your bald puppy gets cheeze? Or Cheeezy Chickin? Have a lick, you might be able to tell what it had.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Coco, he just smells like milk and farts.

 

[Jen]

The bald puppee had his vaxinashuns today

Is he sad? My bald puppee was sad and he got all the tenshun alllll day. And mummy kept checking his temprature and giving him pink stuff that smelt deeeelishus. But I wasn’t allowed none

Stanley

 

[Mrs UB]

It’s bin my birfday all day today. I’ve bin to the Plum Festival. It was good apart from the icie scream van. I did not like its growly noise. I did snaffle a samich off the ground though, and I managed to eat some before dad catched me. Then I had loads of treats and fuss in the pub. Then I had chikin and prawn for my tea. Not a bad day.
PS did you all know it is International Dog Day because it is my birfday?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I Iz tired I show uz mi belli cuz it's ot